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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

With eyes on fire glowing like coals in the night

New research reveals that Joints-turning-into-animals Syndrome need not be as great an obstacle to social functioning as was previously thought.

This case goes clubbing regularly and reports that his moves on the dance-floor are a success with the ladeez.
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17 comments:

  1. zombie rotten mcdonaldApril 12, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    starting to stretch now, are we? Can Club Ninja lyrics be far behind?

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  2. Smut ClydeApril 12, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    Never heard 'Club Ninja'. Are there any decent tracks?

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  3. zombie rotten mcdonaldApril 12, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    Actually, I quite like "perfect Water", Jim Carroll co-wrote. Also, Dancin in the Ruins is OK.

    The rest is mainly written by other folks, and roundly sucks. The worst is "Beat 'em Up".

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  4. EmmaApril 13, 2011 at 1:23 AM

    Out of random digital curiosity: What is this thing actually supposed to be? There are so many of it!

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  5. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©April 13, 2011 at 4:47 AM

    Random curiosity is the most dangerous kind!
    ~

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  6. Smut ClydeApril 13, 2011 at 5:08 AM

    What is this thing actually supposed to be?

    Various 16th & 17th-century renditions, all copied from one another, of a report of a mutant birth in Krakow.

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  7. zombie rotten mcdonaldApril 13, 2011 at 6:31 AM

    great. I try to be all snarky about the quality of the BOC lyrics, and Smut suckers me into a qualitative discussion of the WORST BOC album.

    Zombie internet FALE. Which might as well be the new title of my crappy stupid blog.

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  8. Big Bad Bald BastardApril 13, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    This case goes clubbing regularly and reports that his moves on the dance-floor are a success with the ladeez.

    An Icelandic woman took him home after a night out and cooked his joints.

    Let that be a cautionary tale!

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  9. VonnieApril 13, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    Yes, I think this one has chatted me up at a recent rave.
    **twirling glow sticks**

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  10. Dr.KennethNoisewaterApril 13, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    Well, I, for one, have always been a a sucker for men with eye-tufts.

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  11. Smut ClydeApril 13, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    the WORST BOC album

    If it is worse than Mirrors, that is a noteworthy achievement.

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  12. zombie rotten mcdonaldApril 13, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    oh come on, Mirrors has the Great Sun Jester and In Thee.

    And at least it's short.

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  13. mikeyApril 13, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    Which one was "Twilight Zone" on?

    That's the one I like

    W/V reports in as an artality

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  14. mikeyApril 13, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Um, or maybe I meant "Shooting Shark".

    Yeah.

    REALLY like that one.

    That's BOC, right?

    W/V is getting all upeta

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  15. Substance McGravitasApril 13, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    his moves on the dance-floor are a success with the ladeez.

    More mouths can't hurt.

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  16. Smut ClydeApril 13, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    And a prehensile nose.

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  17. Whale ChowderApril 14, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    I attribute his good look at teh dancey to his shape-shifting (and cleanly shaven) PENIS.

    w/v tells me this is called "exall".

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