Saturday, May 14, 2011

Collapsible

Emergency back-up armature skull. Now packaged in collapsed form for your convenience!

I have to say that it looked a lot more impressive in the picture on the packet.

13 comments:

  1. What exactly are we looking at here, smut?

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  2. Fungi?

    A particularly unusual Belgian offering for July's Panty of the Month Club?

    A high-end Loofa from Bed Bath and Beyond?

    Non-Bullet-Resistant soap?

    Mr. Mustard in the Drawing Room with...This?

    "He puts it in his shoe and it makes him limp?"

    "C'mon, honey, I only suggested that your roommate wear it on WEEKENDS!"

    Break off a piece, part of the fruiting bodies, and wash it down with chocolate milk. Oh, but clear your schedule for the week first.

    Whatever the hell it is, I'm re-gifting it when Smut's birthday rolls around!

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  3. I guess tigris is right. But she cheated by remembering earlier posts.

    And also by having lots of arms.
    ~

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  4. I say it's a new kind of scrunchy. Smut's trying to bring them back into fashion.

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  5. See, tigris was paying attention in class.

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  6. Non-Bullet-Resistant soap?
    What mikey does there. I see it.

    Also sexy hunchback costume.

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  7. M. Bouffant said...

    Theres's a hole in my head!

    May 15, 2011 1:28 PM


    P.S. You liked this video. We'll use this to improve your recommendations.

    Oh goody!
    ~

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  8. See, tigris was paying attention in class.

    tigris, tigris, tigris! *said like "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"*

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  9. I could use one of those, but the authorities see things differently.

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