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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Won't get fooled again

That is not an insect. Do not think that entomologists are so gullible and so blindly acquisitive that you can sell them any old animal for their collections.

Buy us a few beers and try again.
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27 comments:

  1. Hamish MackJune 2, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    One would need a large pin for that bugger, as well.

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  2. UnknownJune 2, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    A farm expert.

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  3. Substance McGravitasJune 2, 2011 at 7:14 PM

    The pants aren't enough; the cow needs a jar and a butterfly net.

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  4. Smut ClydeJune 2, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    the cow
    Substance is not a farm expert.

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  5. UnknownJune 2, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    I think the guy holding the rope is the the required accessory?

    pectat, got a few.

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  6. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJune 3, 2011 at 1:56 AM

    "Substance is not a farm expert."

    Really? Because farming and farm-related things are things I think of when I think of him.

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  7. Smut ClydeJune 3, 2011 at 2:17 AM

    Milking machines? Bullshit?
    My knowledge on both these areas FAR SURPASSES SUBSTANCE'S.

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  8. fishJune 3, 2011 at 4:57 AM

    No pants, no shoes, no service.

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  9. mikeyJune 3, 2011 at 7:43 AM

    Well.

    This certainly explains why I consistently have fewer insects than my neighbors.

    Although I do have a pretty effective insect collecting HAT...

    W/V shrugs, says it's just biness

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  10. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©June 3, 2011 at 7:58 AM

    Shirley you meant to type "Won't get fooled again", and with your electronic television/typewriting machine turned up to eleventy, too.

    P.S. WV: rehent. Yep, that's what I'm paying.
    ~

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  11. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJune 3, 2011 at 8:35 AM

    "FAR SURPASSES SUBSTANCE'S."

    I dunno. He once told me he knows a lot about bullshit. Perhaps a Bullshit-Off is in order?

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  12. Substance McGravitasJune 3, 2011 at 8:40 AM

    The problem with academics is that they have no patience for the cowloquial.

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  13. mikeyJune 3, 2011 at 9:15 AM

    They're just trying to steer you in the right direction...

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  14. zombie rotten mcdonaldJune 3, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    you're just gonna make them horny.

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  15. zombie rotten mcdonaldJune 3, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    I am hoofing it out of here. Before the puns get udderly ridiculous.

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  16. fishJune 3, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    Zombie has no steak in the outcome.

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  17. Smut ClydeJune 3, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    Shirley you meant to type "Won't get fooled again",

    What do you mean? That's how the title reads. That is how it has always read.

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  18. ckc (not kc)June 3, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    ...Mormon livestock!

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  19. Whale ChowderJune 3, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    Aw, you guys and your ribbin'...how could I have a beef with you?

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  20. ckc (not kc)June 3, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    ...Republican in flagrante delicto!

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  21. Big Bad Bald BastardJune 3, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    One would need a large pin for that bugger, as well.

    Insert "neat as a pin" joke.

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  22. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©June 3, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Please, people. No need to have a calf.
    ~

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  23. Hamish MackJune 3, 2011 at 7:56 PM

    Not much chop, these puns.
    I was hoping the dawning of the sausage of Aquarius

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  24. Smut ClydeJune 3, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    Insert "neat as a pin" joke.

    We do not need your kine round here.

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  25. MandosJune 4, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    This is the sort of thing you find in the Riddled calfé. A virtual abattoir of puns.

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  26. Hamish MackJune 4, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    It's as if the very bricks and morte of the place is made of jokes.

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  27. tigrisJune 5, 2011 at 8:24 AM

    A virtual abattoir of puns

    Misspelled "victual."

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