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Friday, November 18, 2011

Free Bird

Nestor meridionalis.
NOT A NUMBER.
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26 comments:

  1. Hamish MackNovember 18, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    NZ drug search birds are unrelenting in the pursuit of almonds.

    Is that Zealandia?

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  2. Smut ClydeNovember 18, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Zombie bird wants BRAIIINNNSSSS.
    Yep, the Zealandia sanctuary.

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  3. El ManquécitoNovember 18, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    Good thing he's a vegetarian. How often do you get the chance to say that?

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  4. wileyNovember 18, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    It's wonderful when birds land on your head, innit?

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  5. BDRNovember 18, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    And this bird you cannot change. Damn you.

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  6. Smut ClydeNovember 18, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    It's wonderful when birds land on your head
    With rare exceptions.

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  7. ckc (not kc)November 18, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    ...probably the birdie is attracted to pairs of spectacles

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  8. Big Bad Bald BastardNovember 18, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    Good thing you had your enticingly large forehead covered!

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  9. Hamish MackNovember 18, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    probably the birdie is attracted to pairs of spectacles
    It's a Kaka, it was after his wallet. Or rubber gaskets, they do enjoy a good gasket

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  10. wileyNovember 18, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    O.K. A parrot humping yer neck has got to be weird. But you know what would be weirder? If you got strangely aroused by it and then couldn't get off without a feathery thing on the back of your neck flapping it's wings rhythmically. Would that not be disturbing? I feel disturbed for having thought about it.

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  11. Smut ClydeNovember 18, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    Wait, that's not normal? But at my back I always hear/Time's winged chariot hurrying near...

    Perhaps there are some readers who have not come across* the Parrot Semen Collection Helmet.

    * As it were.

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  12. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©November 19, 2011 at 1:50 AM

    Educational as always, Riddled!
    ~

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  13. Dr.KennethNoisewaterNovember 19, 2011 at 6:35 AM

    Wow. That's a really pretty bird. And I think it wants your hair.

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  14. Dr.KennethNoisewaterNovember 19, 2011 at 6:36 AM

    And this bird you cannot change. Damn you.


    If I were the sort of person to type "+1," there would be a "+1" here.

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  15. Dr.KennethNoisewaterNovember 19, 2011 at 6:37 AM

    I feel disturbed for having thought about it.

    DISTURBED AND AROUSED.


    Everyone here is a pervert but me! *frantically clears browser of Pokemon hentai*

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  16. mikeyNovember 19, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    Are you absolutely certain that the witches didn't send that bird to collect your penis and take it back to it's nest?

    Because I have it on scrupulous authority that you can find many penii in birds nests, primarily due to the influence of witches.

    Er. Right?

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  17. Substance McGravitasNovember 19, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    I raise a lighter in your direction. After I steal somebody's lighter.

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  18. mikeyNovember 19, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    Hey! I feel a little bit lighter. About one lighter lighter. Where's my lighter? Without my lighter I'm one lighter lighter, y'lighter thieving blighter...

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  19. Dr.KennethNoisewaterNovember 19, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    Also: are eyes like genitals in upsidedowny land?

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  20. Smut ClydeNovember 19, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    I paid good money for my Tleilaxu eyeballs and I see no reason why you should look at them for free.

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  21. zombie rotten mcdonaldNovember 19, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    The Great Gazoogle tells me that those are called Copulation Hats.

    Which reminds one of the joke that ends "Keep your hat on buster, we might wind up miles from here."

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  22. Smut ClydeNovember 19, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    Or rubber gaskets, they do enjoy a good gasket

    A gasket is presumably a small gask. WHAT THE HELL IS A GASK??!!

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  23. ckc (not kc)November 19, 2011 at 1:44 PM

    Did it start out "Buster and I walked into a bar"?

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  24. Hamish MackNovember 19, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    According to WetallikaGask, gasque, a kind of Swedish student party which starts with a more or less formal dinner.
    So it's sort of a post second-afternoon tea. My dad used to call that a Termilligent but he was a Hobbit from way back up in the hills. The sort that thinks nothing of tertiary afternoon tea using morning snack scones, I ask you!

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  25. Hamish MackNovember 19, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    Texas witch out for the pecker harvest

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  26. Smut ClydeNovember 19, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    those are called Copulation Hats.

    I believe that Cheech Wizard wears one of those.

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