When I go and sit on the roof no one says "Oh look at old Ak sitting on the roof that'll make a nice pikcher". It's all "Come down you old fool. The clouds can't hear you" IS THIS FAIR?
I am sorry, mikey, but our experiments at Riddled Research Institutes show conclusively that "a complete load of pant" is funnier than "a complete load of trousers".
You think you're lazy??
ReplyDeleteYou're all making me look bad, ya bums!
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What does OSHA have to say about that whole rooftop without a guard rail workplace, I'd like to know...
ReplyDeleteWhen I go and sit on the roof no one says "Oh look at old Ak sitting on the roof that'll make a nice pikcher".
ReplyDeleteIt's all "Come down you old fool. The clouds can't hear you"
IS THIS FAIR?
It's all "Come down you old fool. The clouds can't hear you"
ReplyDeleteYou forgot "and put on some damn pants." Which also might explain the lack of eager painters.
I'm sure if A.K. had some nice pants to wear, he'd put them on, tigris.
ReplyDeleteIF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!
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It's kinda hard to put pants on while upside down. They don't call it the "Pantsless Hemisphere" for nothing, you know.
ReplyDeleteExtensive research allows us to conclude without equivocation that the term "trousers" is exponentially funnier than the term "pants".
ReplyDeleteUnless, of course, the term "pants" is used as a verb...
I am sorry, mikey, but our experiments at Riddled Research Institutes show conclusively that "a complete load of pant" is funnier than "a complete load of trousers".
ReplyDeleteAl very interesting but overlooks Thundras insight. NICE PANTS!!
ReplyDeleteI meant "Load of pants", but the library pixies have been rationing our supply of Ss. Do not play them at scrabble, they cheat.
ReplyDeleteAlso, compare and contrast:
"Doughy pantload" vs.
"Doughy trouserload". See?
Unless, of course, the term "pants" is used as a verb,,,
ReplyDeleteThe difference between a clown and a dog? Well the clown wears a clown suit, the dog - just pants.
Coleridge would never have written "As if this earth in fast thick trousers were breathing"; it would have spoiled the scansion.
ReplyDeleteEr the picture is by Max Klinger. Is this the Leipzig Klingers or the Toledo Klingers?
ReplyDeleteDoughy Trouserload is MUCH funnier.
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