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Thursday, January 24, 2013

'Patina' (n.) A very small pat.

You get so far with the polishing and then run out of Brasso. Every time.
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17 comments:

  1. M. BouffantJanuary 24, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    That was some heavy patting.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 24, 2013 at 2:33 PM

    I thought it was Tina's pa?
    ~

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  3. mikeyJanuary 24, 2013 at 2:37 PM

    You'll put your eye out!

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  4. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 24, 2013 at 2:41 PM

    you can see why the other two are covering up.

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  5. Big Bad Bald BastardJanuary 24, 2013 at 3:16 PM

    I think the museum's endowment stipulates that there must be a boob polisher on the staff.

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  6. Smut ClydeJanuary 24, 2013 at 3:37 PM

    You'll put your eye out!

    Headlights on high beam.

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  7. tigrisJanuary 24, 2013 at 3:38 PM

    It's kind of museum goers(wink wink) to ensure that bust never gets cancer.

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  8. Substance McGravitasJanuary 24, 2013 at 4:18 PM

    She's a naturist. Of the lower-half variety.

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  9. wileyJanuary 24, 2013 at 4:54 PM

    Cold as a brass tit--- it's nice to see weather related sculpture.

    Fuck you captcha. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7--- OH CHRIST, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER WITH THIS ONE times--- 8---there isn't much more evidence than this that i'm going blind--- 9,

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  10. mikeyJanuary 24, 2013 at 5:16 PM

    ProTip:

    Cntrl-+ to Zoom. Multiple times. Makes the blur more readable.

    Cntrl-0 returns everything to normal...

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  11. Smut ClydeJanuary 24, 2013 at 5:42 PM

    Cold as a brass tit--- it's nice to see weather related sculpture.
    Evidently a recurring photographic theme.

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  12. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 24, 2013 at 6:34 PM

    I think the museum's endowment stipulates that there must be a boob polisher on the staff.

    And vice versa.

    P.S. Told you wiley's a robot...
    ~

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  13. Hamish MackJanuary 24, 2013 at 8:39 PM

    This was awaiting moderation on a loooong ago thread:
    UN PRESIDENT HUGH HEWITT, US PRESIDENT HUGH HEWITT, US SENATE HUGH HEWITT, US HOUSE HUGH HEWITT, GOVERNOR HUGH HEWITT, LT GOVERNOR HUGH HEWITT: BEST MAJOR CANDIDATE.

    I dunno about this, how would he find the time to do it all? Would he give up the radio show?

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  14. el ManquécitoJanuary 25, 2013 at 6:19 AM

    The charging bull in downtown NYC has polished parts but no boobs.

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  15. Sirius lunacyJanuary 25, 2013 at 10:32 AM

    I saw that statue in London during the Olympics. In the breaststroke competition. Everybody got a bronze medal.

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  16. wileyJanuary 25, 2013 at 1:50 PM

    Thanks for the tip, Mikey!

    Maybe I AM a robot. So there.

    Whoa! You could read this from the next room. Coolness.

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  17. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 25, 2013 at 1:56 PM

    Robots are good people, wiley.

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