A couple of years ago, the big attraction out at the airport was the opportunity to fist-fuck a ram. If the formula works, why change it?
The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
Sheepish or queasy?
ReplyDeleteFreedom of choice!
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Did they get the donkey's consent?
ReplyDeleteTSA don't need no stinking consent.
ReplyDeleteWait - I want to know what happened. Was there a donkey whose genitals were grabbed? Perhaps a donkey in search of veterinary aid because his genitals were seized up. Or perhaps disembodied donkey genitals being imported or exported, to be consumed as a delicacy. Now that would be sick.
ReplyDelete"Sheepish or queasy?"
ReplyDeleteBit of a dag, actually.
A little lubricant usually helps un-seize them.
ReplyDeleteAnswering for a friend.