It takes the phrase "tossed salad" to a new level.Now inspired to write the script for a TV series about a NZ country policeman, struggling to keep the peace in a small town of tensions and salad-vegetable-related violence among the 'leafy' Cos-player community. Calling it "Cole's Law".
Robert James Mills appeared in the Invercargill District Court yesterday for assaulting his mother with a lettuce.
Some would say that family violence is under-reported and this may just be the tip of the iceberg.
(via Boing Boing).
The Pun Police are coming to arrest you, S.C.
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I'm not paid a celery for this, you know.
ReplyDeleteSmut says Tomato and I say Tomato.
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Support your right to keep and bear Aster...
ReplyDeleteIt was a kangarutabaga court.
ReplyDeleteLettuce all just get along!
ReplyDeleteKip Addotta - just arugula guy
ReplyDeleteQuelle fromage!
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