Thus do I refute Alex Jones

Alex Jones is hopelessly ill-informed on the limits of modern biotechnology.

You can put three heads on a man’s shoulders, and two heads on a woman’s shoulders — that’s a known anatomy.

You can tell that he's never visited the Riddled Research Laboratory.

H/t SEK.

For some reason, all our laboratory creations seem to end up chasing Ann Althouse. It's all they want to do.

UPDATED with state-of-the-art results in putting heads on a man's shoulders. Basically it's just plumbing.