Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Honest, she just walked straight into my outstretched fingers and hit the ground like an Italian soccer player. No way was I practicing my Vulcan nerve pinch


Let's get outa here, lads. These ladies look dangerously inbred; the trees are melting; I can hear banjo music in the distance; and there's a bunch of library pixies down in the lower right corner, which always means trouble.

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  1. Ah. A dissertation: "Library pixies - allegory, warped perspective or the DTs?

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  2. One Direction concerts be cray.

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  3. A link for your References section, rhwombat:
    http://www.gjpsy.uni-goettingen.de/gjp-article-chand.pdf

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  4. Thanks, Smut. Invaluable.

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  5. That Chand and Murthy article suggests that the first episode of Gulliver's travels is to be interpreted as a "description" of the Lilliputian hallucination phenomenon. Really?

    I feel this is unrealistic. There are no indications that Gulliver suffers from schizophrenia or the tell-tale vision loss of Charles Bonnet syndrome, and he is hardly likely to be afflicted with acute alcohol withdrawal only hours after consuming a half-pint of brandy. I suspect that the story is completely fictional.

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  6. I suspect that the story is completely fictional.

    I confess to sometimes doubting Captain Lemuel Gulliver's full veracity.

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  7. ...twas but a Modest Proposal.

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  8. Ah. A dissertation: "Library pixies - allegory, warped perspective or the DTs?

    Conclusion: YES!

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