tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post237737759818523277..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: The first day of the rest of your sodding life, all rightHamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-35243401698118154572010-02-22T06:58:44.152-08:002010-02-22T06:58:44.152-08:00Ah, yes, the patron saint of "pressed ham&quo...<i>Ah, yes, the patron saint of "pressed ham".</i><br /><br />Also of trouser addicts; they pray to him to mitigate the hideous effects of withdrawal. The prayer that most honors him is, "is that a pressed ham in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-2462342448528354052010-02-21T22:17:56.771-08:002010-02-21T22:17:56.771-08:00Only pets who don't surf got banned.
spersit,...Only pets who don't surf got banned.<br /><br />spersit, scatter to the winds.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04424066726955708314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-17551711837944524922010-02-21T20:07:46.303-08:002010-02-21T20:07:46.303-08:00I have carefully examined the back of our office c...I have carefully examined the back of our office copier and a list of ingredients was duly found:<br /><br />1.Smoke (various quantities, all of a deadly hue)<br />2. Mirrors (1 plethora of) to be in operated in conjunction with smoke<br />3. Snake Oil (add to taste)<br />4. Various electronic bits assembled in the third world country of your choice<br />5. Remote Control Fuggery Device (tm)for paging photocopier repair persons for several hours at a time.<br />6. Automated Billing System for extracting maximum monies from client after photocopier repair persons are needlessly paged.<br />7. bits of random paper guaranteed to bugger up the general workings of this machine and trigger (5) & (6)Sebastiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03845399297944224743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-71507222451490813862010-02-21T19:45:33.286-08:002010-02-21T19:45:33.286-08:00...is it a conspiracy by copier repairpersons to e...<i>...is it a conspiracy by copier repairpersons to ensure jobs for them and their children???</i><br /><br />...copyrepairperson is the oldest profession (according to some films that I've s..heard about)ckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-37266444164031097322010-02-21T19:42:23.952-08:002010-02-21T19:42:23.952-08:004B's has now won 1 internets to do with has he...4B's has now won 1 internets to do with has he pleases. <br /><br />WV is taxil, quite appropriate given the exposure going on around here.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-83648242754634139772010-02-21T19:05:05.361-08:002010-02-21T19:05:05.361-08:00tigris is right The Holy Buttocks of St. Peasemold...<i>tigris is right The Holy Buttocks of St. Peasemold are missing from their case!!</i><br /><br />Ah, yes, the patron saint of "pressed ham".<br /><br />The stained glass in the good saint's cathedral is, indeed, stained glass.Big Bad Bald Bastardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-50187640182777473592010-02-21T18:49:14.691-08:002010-02-21T18:49:14.691-08:00tigris is right The Holy Buttocks of St. Peasemold...tigris is right The Holy Buttocks of St. Peasemold are missing from their case!!Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-36704808621393904432010-02-21T18:47:28.223-08:002010-02-21T18:47:28.223-08:00That photocopier is rebelling because someone keep...That photocopier is rebelling because someone keeps pressing the [most likely stolen for some nefarious scientific purpose] Blessed Buttocks up against the glass and pressing "copy."tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-1242107613659838382010-02-21T18:35:41.774-08:002010-02-21T18:35:41.774-08:00Beans because they release the essence of the Devi...<i>Beans because they release the essence of the Devil in the form of sulfurous gas</i><br /><br />Sure that wasn't the reason for banning poets?Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-9820595216767131222010-02-21T18:22:38.817-08:002010-02-21T18:22:38.817-08:00Ah if the Photocopier could be programmed to cut a...Ah if the Photocopier could be programmed to cut and paste random pieces of peoples work, how long before it would produce Shakespeare? Also I think our one is in league with the devil without or w/o beansHamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-18768672090198464222010-02-21T18:04:23.366-08:002010-02-21T18:04:23.366-08:00Plato forbade beans and poets. Beans because they ...Plato forbade beans and poets. Beans because they release the essence of the Devil in the form of sulfurous gas...ergo Plato would side with the Photocopier as Ides poetry...I am sooo way out of my depth naw.<br /><br />refti, what the ref wears to the bar.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04424066726955708314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-18672436557579427022010-02-21T18:00:47.845-08:002010-02-21T18:00:47.845-08:00It would at least be of some use if it was a bean ...It would at least be of some use if it was a bean plant. Who knows we could swap the beans for a cow.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-21485179205137965062010-02-21T17:59:08.019-08:002010-02-21T17:59:08.019-08:00Lookout! That Machine is a Plant.
unchelys; a gob...Lookout! That Machine is a Plant.<br /><br />unchelys; a goblet that wont hold any water.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04424066726955708314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-68766570399517429742010-02-21T17:54:24.552-08:002010-02-21T17:54:24.552-08:00I shall be inserting the Toe of Righteousness into...I shall be inserting the Toe of Righteousness into said machine if it doesn't buck it's ideas up.<br />I do not wish for the photocopying community to have to be begging on the streets. I suppose a fake industry in our fake economy is the sane reaction.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-70509610052570958332010-02-21T17:26:02.967-08:002010-02-21T17:26:02.967-08:00well, I say fuck the Copier People. Let them beg ...well, I say fuck the Copier People. Let them beg the rich for cigarette butts, as is the Proper Order of things.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-30177094305318383462010-02-21T17:22:48.531-08:002010-02-21T17:22:48.531-08:00Now, if one were to insert a relic, say the toe of...Now, if one were to insert a relic, say the toe of St Athanasius, into the photocopier...<br /><br />WV-podhenin... these were in <i>Invastion of the Chicken Snatchers</i>.Big Bad Bald Bastardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-28548024233478795312010-02-21T15:01:46.794-08:002010-02-21T15:01:46.794-08:00The visible universe is an illusion or (more preci...The visible universe is an illusion or (more precisely) a sophism. Mirrors and fatherhood AND PHOTOCOPIERS are abominable because they multiply and disseminate that universe.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-1050911423487257652010-02-21T14:40:49.998-08:002010-02-21T14:40:49.998-08:00are you implying, sir, that The Copier People shou...<i>are you implying, sir, that The Copier People should not have a career?</i><br />No SIr, I am saying that somewhere inthe god forsaken universe, there must, somewhere, be a new photocopier that can work for more than 20 minutes at a time before "Phew, sod this, I'm ripping up the paper and spraying ink on the wall"<br />That's all.<br />OR DO THEY SELL THEM BROKEN???Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-14889422126770831612010-02-21T14:24:06.923-08:002010-02-21T14:24:06.923-08:00holy moley..... you mean if I was doing HUD projec...holy moley..... you mean if I was doing HUD projects rather than Title 42, I would have to deal with THUNDERBANKER on a professional basis?<br /><br />whew, dodged a trebuchet piano there.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-39431642335821340902010-02-21T14:23:04.551-08:002010-02-21T14:23:04.551-08:00are you implying, sir, that The Copier People shou...are you implying, sir, that The Copier People should not have a career?zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-27576230895008867962010-02-21T14:21:06.194-08:002010-02-21T14:21:06.194-08:00Exactly. You get out the rolled-up newspaper and ...Exactly. You get out the rolled-up newspaper and smack in on the nose.<br /><br />Then move to the rubber hose and on up the chain.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-24206555261175052252010-02-21T14:01:31.803-08:002010-02-21T14:01:31.803-08:00Look, a bad machine is a bad machine.Look, a bad machine is a bad machine.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04424066726955708314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-55351343972608553432010-02-21T13:56:33.926-08:002010-02-21T13:56:33.926-08:00You should get a copier on Pacific Standard Time. ...You should get a copier on Pacific Standard Time. Then it would work.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-69999656894481129352010-02-21T13:21:56.472-08:002010-02-21T13:21:56.472-08:00Ha Ha! (he typed, sadly).
Believe it or Don't...Ha Ha! (he typed, sadly).<br /><br />Believe it or Don't™, I am now in the FHA department of multi-family underwriting.<br /><br />This means five (5) copies of a giant fucking book (GFB) must be sent to your local HUD department for its consideration (60 days, and plus a lot, these days).<br /><br />Funny thing about that: HUD is like the Post Office - they make the money that sustains them.<br /><br />Needless to say, the Shrub'ites tried to destroy HUD. Had they succeeded, the Great Depression II would already be upon us.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-56736511713451235492010-02-21T13:21:53.972-08:002010-02-21T13:21:53.972-08:00We are The Tomorrow People here.
mersed, what the...We are The Tomorrow People here.<br /><br />mersed, what the sea says.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04424066726955708314noreply@blogger.com