tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post3098658557160897614..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: There's one on the right side and there's two on the leftHamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-14362531202755331392011-06-08T17:46:38.067-07:002011-06-08T17:46:38.067-07:00Nonsense, Gentlewoman. The only akavit-related pro...Nonsense, Gentlewoman. The only akavit-related problem here is that you have evidently not consumed enough.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-71259009441215389572011-06-08T17:04:32.784-07:002011-06-08T17:04:32.784-07:00Oh, dudes. Lay off the akavit, k?Oh, dudes. Lay off the akavit, k?Gentlewomannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-2917986120137140752011-06-08T15:16:45.171-07:002011-06-08T15:16:45.171-07:00Murders? Prime suspect is the ventriloquist's ...Murders? Prime suspect is the ventriloquist's dummy who is really the ventriloquist.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-18876453445228550302011-06-08T14:44:26.004-07:002011-06-08T14:44:26.004-07:00Getting Bunter to balance on Lord Peter's shou...Getting Bunter to balance on Lord Peter's shoulder may be difficult.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-78638086867890808652011-06-08T14:30:58.374-07:002011-06-08T14:30:58.374-07:00make sure to admit Lord Peter Wimsey to your club ...make sure to admit Lord Peter Wimsey to your club so he can solve any murders that take place. <br />and there will be murders oh yes.Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-59168892809944953752011-06-08T14:28:35.836-07:002011-06-08T14:28:35.836-07:00Shirley Mr McGravitas is thinking of a smelt on on...Shirley Mr McGravitas is thinking of a <b>smelt</b> on one's shoulder.<br /><br /><i>such as Blofeld's cat</i><br />Cats are welcome but they have to sit on shoulders. <a href="http://bilal.enki.free.fr/la_foire_aux_immortels/extraits/la_foire_aux_immortels_ecran_6.jpg" rel="nofollow">Gogol can do it</a> so it is not too much to ask.<br /><br />I didn't make the rules.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-9971265685565633052011-06-08T12:12:45.705-07:002011-06-08T12:12:45.705-07:00Only the stinkiest of supervillains choose to have...Only the stinkiest of supervillains choose to have a perch on their shoulder.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-90613512785511530672011-06-08T10:42:35.973-07:002011-06-08T10:42:35.973-07:00Uh, perch on their master's shoulder... ignore...Uh, perch on their master's shoulder... ignore the man behind the cretin!!!Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-47953591177730573232011-06-08T10:41:50.445-07:002011-06-08T10:41:50.445-07:00Is there a place in the club for animals that don&...Is there a place in the club for animals that don't perch on their fiendish masters's lap, such as Blofeld's cat or <a href="http://bigbadbaldbastard.blogspot.com/2011/06/maternal-glow.html" rel="nofollow">77south's alligator snapping turtle</a>?Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-63957673570747441112011-06-07T21:15:33.323-07:002011-06-07T21:15:33.323-07:00BEHIND YOU!!BEHIND YOU!!Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-18897981088851235282011-06-07T20:04:31.078-07:002011-06-07T20:04:31.078-07:00What hump?What hump?Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-66581635630893832682011-06-07T19:54:07.930-07:002011-06-07T19:54:07.930-07:00You'd think it'd be an advantage to be bor...You'd think it'd be an advantage to be born with one, <a href="http://mjpcuervo.wordpress.com/2009/05/06/bloch-and-the-evil-twin/" title="∈☀∋" rel="nofollow">BUT NO.</a>Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-21336135263022797472011-06-07T19:28:58.941-07:002011-06-07T19:28:58.941-07:00You got it.
I'll run with "Monkey Butler...You got it.<br /><br />I'll run with "Monkey Butler Astronaut"mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-32267834903890860352011-06-07T19:21:32.023-07:002011-06-07T19:21:32.023-07:00Dibs on the concept of "Monkey Butler Apprent...Dibs on the concept of "Monkey Butler Apprentice" as a reality TV show.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-15754576975655456632011-06-07T19:19:02.854-07:002011-06-07T19:19:02.854-07:00Pssshhhh.
I've been trying to get my casually...Pssshhhh.<br /><br />I've been trying to get my casually dressed monkey butler to sit on my shoulder for YEARS.<br /><br />The only time he'll accommodate me is when he has to take a particularly nasty and runny shit.<br /><br />I've figured out his game, but you gotta admit a non-human sidekick on your shoulder loses much of it's threatening or coolness factor when it's wearing a diaper. <br /><br />Turns out to be true with astronauts, too...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-56261657248097620722011-06-07T19:09:03.781-07:002011-06-07T19:09:03.781-07:00The club members are still arguing whether to rela...<i>The club members are still arguing whether to relax the rules and admit strap-on electronic memory-augments etc</i><br /><br />Test for entry: offer strap-on a banana.tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-17346225423851819262011-06-07T18:47:14.936-07:002011-06-07T18:47:14.936-07:00I support Homer in his effort to achieve balance, ...I support Homer in his effort to achieve balance, and also failing totally.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com