tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post3199300047615698535..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: "Research in related areas" ≠ "twin studies"Hamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-43282248849468330862012-05-24T08:05:36.411-07:002012-05-24T08:05:36.411-07:00,,,you can monitor not just Trouser Location, but ...,,,<i>you can monitor not just Trouser Location, but Trouser Status too</i>,,,<br /><br />Something about cascading style sheets.Dragon-King Wangchuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661002686346571531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-21539704193070661142012-05-24T06:59:06.513-07:002012-05-24T06:59:06.513-07:00The API includes the GetButtonStatus, GetZipperSta...<i> The API includes the GetButtonStatus, GetZipperStatus and CheckForSmegma class methods,</i><br /><br />I do not want to know where the hardware is kept.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-14344115196483068392012-05-23T16:04:47.743-07:002012-05-23T16:04:47.743-07:00Great mikey! Might this fantastic product tell you...Great mikey! Might this fantastic product tell you that these pants do not make you look fat also?wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-77596020363024247762012-05-23T15:26:48.806-07:002012-05-23T15:26:48.806-07:00Some of us only get invitations to submit to the J...<i>Some of us only get invitations to submit to the Journal of Functional Foods in Health and Disease (JFFHD)</i><br /><br />I can only suggest that you forward the invitation to PP.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-61986118342093188352012-05-23T15:06:48.984-07:002012-05-23T15:06:48.984-07:00Studying twins.<a href="http://www.salon.com/2010/05/21/twincest/" rel="nofollow">Studying twins. </a>Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-47249222102514604982012-05-23T14:55:27.753-07:002012-05-23T14:55:27.753-07:00someone rich give mikey some venture captial stat!...someone rich give mikey some venture captial stat!!!Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-86719101194303316832012-05-23T13:30:43.677-07:002012-05-23T13:30:43.677-07:00Wiley, you're in luck!
TrouserNet includes a ...Wiley, you're in luck!<br /><br />TrouserNet includes a fully documented open API and a Java interface. Interfaces for PHP and Ruby are in development. The API includes the GetButtonStatus, GetZipperStatus and CheckForSmegma class methods, and with the addition of the NFC radio chip and a few sensors, you can monitor not just Trouser Location, but Trouser Status too...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-21653741982519908662012-05-23T12:16:35.203-07:002012-05-23T12:16:35.203-07:00Someone's reading Riddled!<a href="http://driftglass.blogspot.com/2012/05/tierney-and-mutation.html" rel="nofollow">Someone's reading Riddled</a>!Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-89517375023826716532012-05-23T12:12:47.567-07:002012-05-23T12:12:47.567-07:00I remember when "digital solution" meant...I remember when "digital solution" meant "fingers dissolved in acid".Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-24581573568663494062012-05-23T11:36:16.699-07:002012-05-23T11:36:16.699-07:00Peer reviewed = reviewed by peering at it.Peer reviewed = reviewed by peering at it.Dragon-King Wangchuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661002686346571531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-44460760742502907202012-05-23T11:13:32.829-07:002012-05-23T11:13:32.829-07:00Mikey, you give us hope! If you could add a featur...Mikey, you give us hope! If you could add a feature to ensure that a person would not forget to put their pants on <b>before</b> leaving the house it would be magnificent!! Who hasn't had that unfortunate experience? People pointing and laughing while you nervously laugh with them, wondering what the joke is. Finally a digital solution!!wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-56524484003105264852012-05-23T08:13:10.025-07:002012-05-23T08:13:10.025-07:00Dear sirs. I would like to submit, for your appro...Dear sirs. I would like to submit, for your approval, my paper for your fine Journal, "Trouser Location Management via Network Connectivity".<br /><br />Summary:<br /><br />Trousers. Often we discover at the most unfortunate moments that they've gone missing. Today, we are left with obsolete solutions, such as trying to remember when we last had them on, or somewhat randomly asking about even as people shriek and point, followed by the virtually inevitable interaction with unpleasant uniformed law enforcement.<br /><br />Here at mikey HQ, we have developed a comprehensive solution, consisting of a SoC Webserver, 3G radio and GPS interface that can be discretely attached to almost any pair of trousers.<br /><br />Location information is broadcast in a minimal-footprint frame of UDP packets, while inter-trouser communication is based on the Gossip peer-to-peer protocol. The network is 100% Trouser Aware, and remains fully functional even with the loss of an individual node, such as when the trousers are in the wash or left on the bus (again).<br /><br />With our optional PantServer software, the trouser network operator can manage and monitor the location and status of all the trousers on the network from any web browser. PantServer keeps all historical data, and the storage protocol, PantXML can be used with most mapping software tools to provide both real-time and historical Trouser location services...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-20358480628434134112012-05-23T06:20:59.990-07:002012-05-23T06:20:59.990-07:00Oh sure, you with your fancy invitations to MIOT, ...Oh sure, you with your fancy invitations to MIOT, and your life of caviar and leisure. Some of us only get invitations to submit to the Journal of Functional Foods in Health and Disease (JFFHD). But they are excited to announce: "<i>we currently have more than 50 published articles in our peer review, open access journal Functional Foods in Health and Disease. </i>"<br /><br />So take that mr. internet connected thingy.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-33636636320201345742012-05-22T21:41:23.038-07:002012-05-22T21:41:23.038-07:00Perspective authors can submit their manuscripts o...<i>Perspective authors can submit their manuscripts online</i><br /><br />They are thinking outside the Ames Box.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-31790424245093352622012-05-22T21:27:14.368-07:002012-05-22T21:27:14.368-07:00Monochrome Dr Who. Now we're talking!Monochrome Dr Who. Now we're talking!M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-36112592129001191222012-05-22T20:35:59.495-07:002012-05-22T20:35:59.495-07:00Note this at the site: Perspective authors can su...Note this at the site: <i>Perspective authors can submit their manuscripts online at:<br />http://www.miot-journal.org/PaperSubmission.aspx</i><br /><br />They're cool with the vision specialists.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-88656751239632985822012-05-22T19:45:49.371-07:002012-05-22T19:45:49.371-07:00Unaccountably, no-one has Phopped an image of Maru...Unaccountably, no-one has Phopped an image of Maru trying to squeeze into a very very small Tardis.<br />This could profitably be combined with the "shrunken Tardis" scene that wound up the <a href="http://wonderingsinthefourthdimension.blogspot.co.nz/2011/03/17-time-meddler-birth-of-doctor-whos.html" rel="nofollow">Time Meddler episodes</a> from 1965 (he said, showing his age).Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-49948764931435615852012-05-22T19:33:14.226-07:002012-05-22T19:33:14.226-07:00Cats aren't things? OMG THEY'RE OPERATORS...Cats aren't things? OMG THEY'RE OPERATORS!!!!tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-34509597787270124492012-05-22T19:10:22.158-07:002012-05-22T19:10:22.158-07:00Maru can bend time and space...and now it all make...Maru can bend time and space...and now it all makes sense.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com