tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post4117218038765609168..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: Barkeep a pint of your finest...male horse essenceHamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-8559516776803811842011-06-30T17:32:45.935-07:002011-06-30T17:32:45.935-07:00I guess if it's sourced from spavined stallion...I guess if it's sourced from spavined stallions whose feet might as well be flippers for all the good it does 'em on the racecourse, that would make the resulting concoction a slow fin jizz?McJohnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-6255525924902040572011-06-30T15:54:53.095-07:002011-06-30T15:54:53.095-07:00Holy post from the pasture, EntomologistMan!
~Holy post from the pasture, EntomologistMan!<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-22932378063243501662011-02-19T17:04:28.534-08:002011-02-19T17:04:28.534-08:00The shots will be provided by racehorse owner Lind...<i>The shots will be provided by racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake, of Christchurch</i><br />SHUT UP SMUT.<br /><br />It looks like Mr Kerslake is willing to sell his product to drunken tourists mainly because other horse breeders don't want the stuff, and that in turn is because his horses have not done brilliantly on the old-fashioned "Winning races" aspect of horse-racing.<br /><br />The economics of horse semen is an interesting topic, and <br />**** EXPLAINING VOICE ALERT ***<br /><br />Mr Kerslake has also diversified into a <a href="http://www.horsepower.co.nz/" rel="nofollow">horse-race-experience dude ranch</a>.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-64823789940546103412011-02-19T13:51:29.969-08:002011-02-19T13:51:29.969-08:00Don't drink the bay rum.Don't drink the bay rum.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-36019385344978506732011-02-19T13:20:41.593-08:002011-02-19T13:20:41.593-08:00SO I walk into the bar and three horses are there....SO I walk into the bar and three horses are there. The bartender gives me a Mint Julep, he says "It's from the Bay in the cornerHamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-37900601526820143382011-02-19T13:11:53.925-08:002011-02-19T13:11:53.925-08:00Kerslake said some of the shots would be flavoured...<i>Kerslake said some of the shots would be flavoured, and there might even be a possibility punters could request a particular horse.</i><br /><br />It's even better when you MEET the horse.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-3040269888462624802011-02-19T09:49:25.277-08:002011-02-19T09:49:25.277-08:00Well, maybe so and all, but I'm not sure a spe...Well, maybe so and all, but I'm not sure a species that has already decided that the gonads of ruminants are some kind of weird delicacy, served, I suppose, alongside a big slab'o fried brainzzzz, has a whole lotta room to be bothered by a taste of Seabisquit inna Bucket.<br /><br />Gnome Sane?mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-80260319382573876422011-02-19T02:46:16.025-08:002011-02-19T02:46:16.025-08:00I do not avoid yahoos... but I do deny them my ess...I do not avoid yahoos... but I do deny them my essence.A Houyhnhnmnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-84433351380139678912011-02-18T23:57:02.187-08:002011-02-18T23:57:02.187-08:00Cream stout, UR DOIN IT RONG!!!
I'm not sure ...Cream stout, UR DOIN IT RONG!!!<br /><br /><i>I'm not sure that stallions would feel interested enough in civets... </i><br /><br />I'm sure a mallard drake would rise to the occasion.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-30816402341240619582011-02-18T22:33:39.903-08:002011-02-18T22:33:39.903-08:00I'm not sure that stallions would feel interes...I'm not sure that stallions would feel interested enough in civets... Oh you mean mix them in a bowl or something.Another Kiwihttp://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-60489677487530792992011-02-18T22:25:25.551-08:002011-02-18T22:25:25.551-08:00A true genius would mix horse semen into civet poo...A true genius would mix horse semen into civet poop coffee like some sort of demented latte.TruculentandUnreliablehttp://www.operationacoustickitty.comnoreply@blogger.com