tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post4315583942792799104..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: Amused by their presumptionHamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-64622696265103638602010-02-27T14:10:55.678-08:002010-02-27T14:10:55.678-08:00"Aerosol" is a fancy way of saying "..."Aerosol" is a fancy way of saying "sprayed out the nose".Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-6829386186952992842010-02-26T15:50:55.419-08:002010-02-26T15:50:55.419-08:00aerosol - can't beat it!aerosol - can't beat it!ckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-85514939744373152692010-02-26T14:51:05.851-08:002010-02-26T14:51:05.851-08:00Is the normal state of beer "solid?" Ho...Is the normal state of beer "solid?" Holy crap, I've been drinking the stuff!tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-77424085262552250582010-02-26T14:24:47.642-08:002010-02-26T14:24:47.642-08:00I think that BZ stuff is beer, from the sounds of ...I think that BZ stuff is beer, from the sounds of it.ckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-48895883956745606002010-02-26T13:37:46.641-08:002010-02-26T13:37:46.641-08:00And as the sharia loving proponents of missile def...And as the sharia loving proponents of missile defense will gladly tellya, "We shoot dis missile up in da air and it hits dat missile and it's miller time, know what I'm sayin?"mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-79623263787232781432010-02-26T13:21:24.890-08:002010-02-26T13:21:24.890-08:00So the Army spells it "defaecation"? Hu...So the Army spells it "defaecation"? Huh. What a lucky break for me that it's not spelled that way on the indictment or the pastor's sworn statement and as the Army is never wrong I will now have my attorney seek a dismissile on technical grounds.lawnguylanderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11616563170502410031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-63949939767424767852010-02-26T12:27:06.440-08:002010-02-26T12:27:06.440-08:00If drooling continues for four hours,
someone has ...<i>If drooling continues for four hours,</i><br />someone has pumped in too much embalming fluid.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-52771959836231189202010-02-26T10:09:39.062-08:002010-02-26T10:09:39.062-08:00Lethal drooling describes much of the right wing. ...Lethal drooling describes much of the right wing. Who has been gassing them???Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-25080808176899923652010-02-26T06:47:23.898-08:002010-02-26T06:47:23.898-08:00Lethal drooling sounds like a really embarrassing ...<i>Lethal drooling sounds like a really embarrassing way to go</i><br /><br />If drooling continues for four hours, consult a mortician.Big Bad Bald Bastardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-43304541189835110852010-02-26T05:56:36.842-08:002010-02-26T05:56:36.842-08:00The older books also included taste. For some reas...The older books also included taste. For some reason, they had a hard time keeping employees in those days.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-5144245128125753242010-02-25T21:23:33.260-08:002010-02-25T21:23:33.260-08:00Nothing smells like POOP?Nothing smells like POOP?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-48928034346940602302010-02-25T19:55:20.999-08:002010-02-25T19:55:20.999-08:00the heading of Column 2 intrigued me -- "triv...the heading of Column 2 intrigued me -- "trivial names". "It's only Phosgene; that's <i>trivial</i>."Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-40778386649483656912010-02-25T18:44:00.931-08:002010-02-25T18:44:00.931-08:00Lethal drooling sounds like a really embarrassing ...Lethal drooling sounds like a really embarrassing way to go. Lethal giddiness might not be so bad, though.tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-10802004121542916502010-02-25T18:08:03.802-08:002010-02-25T18:08:03.802-08:00A mental image did come to mind of a party of snob...A mental image did come to mind of a party of snobbish sophisticates, sniffing homeopathic doses of each gas and encapsulating each one with a few well-chosen phrases.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-13676897178143041752010-02-25T17:52:17.995-08:002010-02-25T17:52:17.995-08:00So, CMPF smells like Mickey Kaus' breath after...So, CMPF smells like Mickey Kaus' breath after an amorous romp with a caprid?<br /><br />These descriptions read like they were written by wine critics:<br /><br />"Ardent, yet coquettish, with hints of elderberry and cough syrup."Big Bad Bald Bastardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-11086778725101560322010-02-25T16:48:13.277-08:002010-02-25T16:48:13.277-08:00You there, Corporal. I need you to go over to Bld...You there, Corporal. I need you to go over to Bldg. B and take a big whiff of the Phosgene gas they've got over there. No,no need to put out your smoke. Afterwards, I need you to report back on what that unholy shit smells like.<br /><br />[A day later]<br /><br />Hmm, what's KEEPING that Corporal. I'm still waiting for his report. He's the third straight enlisted man who's gone AWOL when I gave them that order. Dammit.<br /><br />You there. Corporal...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.com