tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post433760433306506548..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: Maximum Acceleration: Not just an Ultravox song titleHamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-80140520726004846262015-01-04T17:12:13.366-08:002015-01-04T17:12:13.366-08:00Oy! Moa-mouth! Leave our home-grown Idjits alone o...Oy! Moa-mouth! Leave our home-grown Idjits alone or they'll all turn into Murdorcs and kick your Dominions down. Second, it was only a minute difference - and it weren't we who got smacked by Mars 'cause we mixed up our feet and metres (as opposed to mixing up our feet and meters, which is what happens when we try dancing to poetry)<br /><br />Do you not realise that this is just the first step in Chairman Rupe's stupendous plan to outwit both Gough Whitlam and Sir Space-Time Eddy by building a Large Hard One collider to go back in time and recommit his mistakes? His cunning plan was to use his minion Prime Mustelid Toady Rabbott to secretly collect large, rigid objects, such as MH317 and QZ8501 (and was he ever pissed when his shirtless mate Vlad the Impala got too enthusiastic with MH17) and insert them into Intertropical Convergence Zones storms to get them up to relativistic speeds. Insert a few orange lifeboats at the right point, and Bob's your related male mollusc - instant diversion from plummeting polls (unless the said polls happen to be aboard the large rigid objects, in which case Rupert will have to borrow and thaw a spare one from Darth Cheney and find another moderate sized kleptocracy to subvert).rhwombathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12965197378050915417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-40469620816154210742015-01-04T16:33:15.773-08:002015-01-04T16:33:15.773-08:00My senses, they are defied. Their friends will be ...My senses, they are defied. Their friends will be visiting Fairfax's friends to arrange a suitable time and venue and choice of weapons shortly.Yastreblyanskyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08335868257729063363noreply@blogger.com