tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post4942742755048119029..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: A twist of lemmingHamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-9949366522148361252016-01-28T09:53:21.292-08:002016-01-28T09:53:21.292-08:00-- "All of them were squirrel-brain eaters,&q...-- <i>"All of them were squirrel-brain eaters," Dr. Weisman said</i> -- <br /><br />I wonder if Dr. Weisman's epidemiological survey included *frequency of mud-munching*; Even if it did,<br /><br /><i>Convenience store owners say they refill their supply of white dirt weekly, which would indicate that there is a consistent “demand” for it. However, it’s incredibly difficult to find people to admit to eating clay...</i> <br /><br />I've heard tell that edible dirt is usually sourced from a few regional, yet secret, locations of old-timer renown --<br /><br /><i>I’ve persistently tried to get the sellers to talk to me about their sources (with little luck). One told me she gets it straight out of the ground from a deposit near Macon, Georgia.</i><br /><br />http://munchies.vice.com/articles/the-american-south-is-still-eating-white-dirt<br /><br />If I had a nickle for everytime I've found a deer hair in my Kaopectate...<br /><br /><i>...and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.</i> <br /><br />https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fl799teNe7M<br /><br />Timnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-57225631270972196672016-01-15T16:55:30.586-08:002016-01-15T16:55:30.586-08:00Do NOT follow the Cyber Squirrel link in that arti...Do NOT follow the Cyber Squirrel link in that article if you are feeling paranoid...zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-73844162823564330002016-01-15T16:54:32.099-08:002016-01-15T16:54:32.099-08:00Suspicious Zombie is suspicious.
But here: There...Suspicious Zombie is suspicious.<br /><br />But here: There is OBVIOUSLY AN INVASION!! Screw ISIS or Al-Qaeda or Bare-chested Putins, ARM YOURSELF AGAINST THE FUCKING SQUIRRELS!!!<br /><br />https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/01/12/a-terrifying-and-hilarious-map-of-squirrel-attacks/zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-16281382403072795682016-01-12T01:09:07.503-08:002016-01-12T01:09:07.503-08:00Although no squirrels have been tested for mad squ...<i>Although no squirrels have been tested for mad squirrel disease</i><br />How could one tell whether it was mad to begin w/? <br /><br />I only have issues w/ <a href="https://youtu.be/nE_E2qFtIeA" rel="nofollow">brains</a>, not squirrels. Not even the one that bit me 'bout 45 yrs. ago. I'm sure it's been dead many yrs. now; why hold a grudge?M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-13435470204111221052016-01-11T23:39:46.923-08:002016-01-11T23:39:46.923-08:00OBS: Are you suggesting that Skwrltuckiens are die...OBS: Are you suggesting that Skwrltuckiens are diet food for zombies? Well Suuuieeee!rhwombathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12965197378050915417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-53187997223141501682016-01-11T10:13:59.491-08:002016-01-11T10:13:59.491-08:00of interest to the large sector of our readers who...<i>of interest to the large sector of our readers who have issues with skwirls, or brains, or both.</i><br /><br />Often when baiting zombies it's best to hide it a bit better than that, lest they become suspicious.<br /><br /><i>The numbers were shaky: in their press report the authors cited 11 cases, but in the original paper, they had investigated all five cases.</i><br /><br />Two of the missing cases are easily accounted for. It's Kentucky -- the sad cases of Ron and Rand Paul have been well documented in each of their public speaking engagements.OBShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11290768768025981403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-69328773392449272842016-01-11T09:25:31.620-08:002016-01-11T09:25:31.620-08:00So that's why the Squirreltuckians keep electi...So that's why the Squirreltuckians keep electing <a href="http://crooksandliars.com/2015/09/fox-allows-elaine-chao-omit-damage-her" rel="nofollow">Mr. Elaine Chao</a> to the Senate...<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com