tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post5051865882436555648..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: The pills that Mother gives youHamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-41853481461123276842010-11-04T20:20:31.996-07:002010-11-04T20:20:31.996-07:00(made from the liver of a dead duck, by the way, a...<i>(made from the liver of a dead duck, by the way, although it's so highly diluted that you would be hard-pressed to find any evidence at all of duck in your liquid or pills)</i><br /><br />They do that for the vegetarians. Like how the porcivagitus is kosher AND halal!tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-18372553552272972462010-11-04T14:24:17.310-07:002010-11-04T14:24:17.310-07:00That is not how the Doctrine of Similars works, B^...<i>That is not how the Doctrine of Similars works, B^4.</i><br /><br />I guess what it means is that licking my table cures everything. And the front bumper of my car, but no details on that one.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-73375046594261837632010-11-04T12:17:12.239-07:002010-11-04T12:17:12.239-07:00That is not how the Doctrine of Similars works, B^...That is not how the Doctrine of Similars works, B^4. Rather, the homeopathic remedy for limb amputation is to be attacked by a <a href="http://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/2010/06/viking-medical-care-homopathy-edition.html" rel="nofollow">very diluted</a> (or very small) axe-wielding viking.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-25870144649854592422010-11-04T11:59:44.986-07:002010-11-04T11:59:44.986-07:00Take satyriasis, for example. Here's an eviden...Take satyriasis, for example. Here's an evidence review from our Ministry of Health - a meta-analysis of a number of studies examining claims for a homeopathic 'remedy' called dragonkingwangchucksmum.<br /><br /><i>made from the liver of a dead duck, by the way</i><br /><br />I still wish to know whether the duck was dead before or after the removal of the liver, and if the former, how much longer before.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-31867510956882008752010-11-04T11:45:50.479-07:002010-11-04T11:45:50.479-07:00As yet there is no homeopathic replacement for the...<i>As yet there is no homeopathic replacement for the only other clinically-proven preventative treatment for rabies:<br /><br />amputation of the affected limb might thwart rabies, if the bite or exposure was on an arm or leg</i><br /><br />What if they only excise one-millionth of the affected limb?Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-2447791390116654822010-11-04T11:28:24.440-07:002010-11-04T11:28:24.440-07:00Duck blood soup, good for what ails ya.Duck blood soup, good for what ails ya.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-61065040976638628442010-11-04T10:55:51.047-07:002010-11-04T10:55:51.047-07:00Bugger! That's why it never worked for me. I o...Bugger! That's why it never worked for me. I only ever used live ducks liver!Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-82860862465071409542010-11-04T10:41:31.174-07:002010-11-04T10:41:31.174-07:00Take Orchitis, for example. Here's an evidence...<i>Take Orchitis, for example. Here's an evidence review from our Ministry of Health - a meta-analysis of a number of studies examining claims for a homeopathic 'remedy' called dingowangrotium (made from the dick of a dead dingo, by the way, although it's so highly diluted that you would be hard-pressed to find any evidence at all of dead dingo's dick in your liquid or pills).</i>mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-68729271393379127712010-11-04T08:32:07.912-07:002010-11-04T08:32:07.912-07:00Take influenza, for example. Here's an evidenc...<i>Take influenza, for example. Here's an evidence review from our Ministry of Health - a meta-analysis of a number of studies examining claims for a homeopathic 'remedy' called oscillococcinum (made from the liver of a dead duck, by the way, although it's so highly diluted that you would be hard-pressed to find any evidence at all of duck in your liquid or pills).</i><br /><br />What? That's just a rip-off! If you need a good and bloody duck-liver to offset those sniffles I can set you up in a jiffy.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-19927535010776387362010-11-04T08:23:48.514-07:002010-11-04T08:23:48.514-07:00Babies with Rabies would be a pretty good band nam...Babies with Rabies would be a pretty good band name.<br /><br />Better than Babies with Scabies...<br /><br />W/V has accepted our new Xenophobic overlords and insisted I write this comment in inglizmikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-9574595692429909602010-11-04T08:02:03.839-07:002010-11-04T08:02:03.839-07:00S.C. miss-speeled "lame stream medicine"...S.C. miss-speeled "lame stream medicine".<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-62660896311226347592010-11-04T07:22:49.593-07:002010-11-04T07:22:49.593-07:00Your mom didn't give me no pills, but she did ...Your mom didn't give me no pills, but she did give me something else. Heh.<br /><br />Since death from rabies occurs only after it has reahed the central nervous system, I can think of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ye7e41X5k" rel="nofollow">at least one other cure</a>.Dragon-King Wangchuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661002686346571531noreply@blogger.com