tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post6345111899807887005..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: Orly?Hamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-17272997891287780562011-04-22T11:07:43.790-07:002011-04-22T11:07:43.790-07:00Debussy? I thought it was Varèse. Shows what I k...Debussy? I thought it was Varèse. Shows what I know.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-45602914307009855162011-04-21T22:55:48.748-07:002011-04-21T22:55:48.748-07:00I remember well when Einstein introduced his Theor...I remember well when Einstein introduced his Theory of Relativity with "Odds are..."<br />and then of course followed with the Check-In With Reliable Sources, Possibly A Cab Driver "and I and the various friends who I discussed it with today have seen its effects and generally agree"Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-39254498731165629882011-04-21T20:28:54.356-07:002011-04-21T20:28:54.356-07:00Émissions nocturne
I'm pretty sure that was a...<i>Émissions nocturne</i><br /><br />I'm pretty sure that was a Debussy composition.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-39534243345935165662011-04-21T18:08:10.121-07:002011-04-21T18:08:10.121-07:00I hope The Riddled Products Branch is listening to...I hope The <i>Riddled</i> Products Branch is listening to tigris. She seems clued in.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-90133609030408176912011-04-21T17:43:30.609-07:002011-04-21T17:43:30.609-07:00Émissions nocturnes surged in early groups, which ...<i>Émissions nocturnes</i> surged in early groups, which surprised many.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-61349736532119508222011-04-21T17:25:51.371-07:002011-04-21T17:25:51.371-07:00Teint de l'Homme certainly didn't work.<i>Teint de l'Homme</i> certainly didn't work.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-17816034897363318822011-04-21T14:12:05.708-07:002011-04-21T14:12:05.708-07:00Had you considered rebranding it "Puits de Nu...Had you considered rebranding it "Puits de Nuit" or, less subtly, "Sexe d'Homme"? It could work.Trevorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09735886770584642505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-45866235431753225482011-04-21T13:47:34.827-07:002011-04-21T13:47:34.827-07:00The Riddled Products Branch reports that "Whi...The <i>Riddled</i> Products Branch reports that "Whiff of Corruption" male cologne is not selling as well as we'd like.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-80264694460136822462011-04-21T13:25:02.150-07:002011-04-21T13:25:02.150-07:00Because we are self-made happy, VonBecause we are self-made happy, VonHamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-90814198362587042032011-04-21T11:45:02.506-07:002011-04-21T11:45:02.506-07:00In other news, you are the funniest MFers I know.
...In other news, you are the funniest MFers I know.<br />For realz.Vonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13494914961461529828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-65326117465591625982011-04-21T11:06:33.308-07:002011-04-21T11:06:33.308-07:00Hence the term gay.
How humiliating for me.<i>Hence the term <b>gay</b>.</i><br /><br />How humiliating for me.Emmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-42142714394229774202011-04-21T09:44:02.795-07:002011-04-21T09:44:02.795-07:00Whereas gay men in committed, monogamous, condom-f...<i>Whereas gay men in committed, monogamous, condom-free relationships are continually having to fend off being shucked, because they're so happy they're always being mistaken for clams? </i><br /><br />Hence the term <i>gay</i>.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-82559312251980671042011-04-21T09:42:19.877-07:002011-04-21T09:42:19.877-07:00I look forward to the release of competing lotions...<i>I look forward to the release of competing lotions with names like Contamination, Degradation and Moneyshot.**</i><br /><br />Heh heh... Lan<i>come</i>...Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-33688972414550783732011-04-21T08:32:12.323-07:002011-04-21T08:32:12.323-07:00Clearly the solution is for men to fuck themselves...Clearly the solution is for men to fuck themselves.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-2098523495698416352011-04-21T08:25:18.705-07:002011-04-21T08:25:18.705-07:00Mikey raises an important problem with the scienti...Mikey raises an important problem with the scientists' thinking: if that shit is so great, why are guys always trying to unload it? So to speak.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-3249392188209846632011-04-21T07:45:38.004-07:002011-04-21T07:45:38.004-07:00So, I guess this means that if I were to stop all ...So, I guess this means that if I were to stop all the self abuse altogether, just cease touching myself, delete the RedTube bookmarks and take up something wholesome, like, say, scrapbooking, my happiness level would increase every day even as my nutsack swelled to geographic proportions?<br /><br />Nah. I'll pass. Nothing really wrong with being miserable, when you look at it in context...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-66399716530902264332011-04-21T07:41:35.498-07:002011-04-21T07:41:35.498-07:00Also, El is familiar with the effect his cream fil...Also, El is familiar with the effect his cream filling has on people.El Snacktatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-19649356928108553062011-04-21T07:14:37.710-07:002011-04-21T07:14:37.710-07:00What about submarines and their seamen?What about submarines and their seamen?El Snacktatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01453040492504112239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-84846258997278674692011-04-21T06:42:15.038-07:002011-04-21T06:42:15.038-07:00That is truly amazing! So then, for lesbians, achi...That is truly amazing! So then, for lesbians, achieving real happiness is genuinely impossible? Whereas gay men in committed, monogamous, condom-free relationships are continually having to fend off being shucked, because they're so happy they're always being mistaken for clams? Gosh. That looks pretty scientifically plausible to me!<br /><br />The make-up thing, though — nothing could surprise me there. They have to convince you that there's something horribly wrong with you in order to sell you the product in the first place. It's just that the sloppily-shaded allusions to disease are usually only found in the 'before' picture.<br /><br />Although 'tient' does sound sorta French. <br />('Sorta French' being the common parlance of the beauté ad.)Emmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-86819777772788529882011-04-21T04:22:27.939-07:002011-04-21T04:22:27.939-07:00"Teint Miracle"
Vaginoplasty in a bottl..."<i>Teint Miracle</i>"<br /><br />Vaginoplasty in a bottle? Also, the ad is missing one of them 'facial massagers'.Willyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01710859973261156233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-21743414373243031352011-04-20T19:35:34.507-07:002011-04-20T19:35:34.507-07:00Another person who reached the same conclusion was...Another person who reached the same conclusion was, oddly enough, Marie Stopes. She recommended diaphragms* for birth control rather than condoms, since the latter blocked the rehydrating, health-giving powers of the magical semen: <br />'[...] a woman's need and <i>hunger</i> for nourishment in sex union is a true physiological hunger to be satisfied only by the supplying of the actual molecular substances lacked by her system'. <br /><br />However, (a) this was 1928, and (b) Stopes was not a clear thinker on many subjects.<br /><br />I am unable to find a recipe for the prostate-gland-extract pills that she recommended for married women whose husbands were elsewhere, or unmarried women who wished to remain chaste. I am assuming that they involved an unwilling donor and a blender.<br /><br />* Or diaphragmata.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-11018325192944955332011-04-20T19:20:15.726-07:002011-04-20T19:20:15.726-07:00I knew this blog would be exposed for the sience-h...I knew this blog would be exposed for the sience-hating* type that it is!<br /><br />*Beavis speeling.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-26326799360457934922011-04-20T19:14:31.820-07:002011-04-20T19:14:31.820-07:00un-bloody-believeable! Or it would be, if not for ...un-bloody-believeable! Or it would be, if not for the fact that I've come to expect such nonsense from the evo-psycho lot...alisonhttp://sci.waikato.ac.nz/bioblognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-21925917441555638672011-04-20T19:05:10.966-07:002011-04-20T19:05:10.966-07:00Sorry, guys. Not gonna happen. Have you seen my no...Sorry, guys. Not gonna happen. Have you seen my nostrils? They're pretty skinny.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.com