tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post7088381111556150983..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: The memo was found written in touch-gland exudation on degerminated acacia seedsHamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-84530873471251466232010-08-12T06:55:16.570-07:002010-08-12T06:55:16.570-07:00Is that what they call it now?Is that what they call it now?Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-63958892806768786102010-08-12T02:02:14.274-07:002010-08-12T02:02:14.274-07:00Last night I shot a spider in my pyjamas.Last night I shot a spider in my pyjamas.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-74296624810089979862010-08-11T09:45:42.497-07:002010-08-11T09:45:42.497-07:00Is that spider wearing Smut's party pajamas?Is that spider wearing Smut's party pajamas?Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-47262148427445687982010-08-10T18:15:56.639-07:002010-08-10T18:15:56.639-07:00Hmm. That perhaps explains why, when I tried to us...Hmm. That perhaps explains why, when I tried to use spider poison on marauding squirrels I was notably unsuccessful.<br /><br />I suppose I should go back to the .22...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-16868163110746460022010-08-10T18:00:57.451-07:002010-08-10T18:00:57.451-07:00No doubt there are also gluten-intolerant spiders ...<i>No doubt there are also gluten-intolerant spiders out there with their own special diets.</i><br /><br />Most spiders are Atkins dieters.Willyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01710859973261156233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-25835995425718350502010-08-10T17:17:43.737-07:002010-08-10T17:17:43.737-07:00Not surprising that the acacia hasn't caught o...Not surprising that the acacia hasn't caught on to the extra legs - like most flowering trees, they can only count to five.Dragon-King Wangchuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661002686346571531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-554707090901524582010-08-10T13:19:48.634-07:002010-08-10T13:19:48.634-07:00I wanna be described.
biate, eaten twice.I wanna be described.<br /><br />biate, eaten twice.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04424066726955708314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-18714952956769644002010-08-10T13:06:13.349-07:002010-08-10T13:06:13.349-07:00Wisely, the Blogger behemoth does not offer Comic ...Wisely, the Blogger behemoth does not offer Comic Sans as an option as part of this template.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-25392266198740230932010-08-10T11:53:31.599-07:002010-08-10T11:53:31.599-07:00Nectar-extruding tree sounds more like the wet-nur...Nectar-extruding tree sounds more like the wet-nurse state.tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-54559538476593112042010-08-10T11:26:32.385-07:002010-08-10T11:26:32.385-07:00I'm consumed by sadness- I now want a nugget-e...I'm consumed by sadness- I now want a nugget-extruding tree of my own.<br /><br />A nugget-extruding tree is a perfect metaphor for the nanny state.<br /><br />Kerist, now I want a nanny state.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-72931463616415047062010-08-10T09:44:37.007-07:002010-08-10T09:44:37.007-07:00TWWEEEEEEEE!
Rule violation. Yellow card for Smu...TWWEEEEEEEE!<br /><br />Rule violation. Yellow card for Smut. In the penalty box with no beer you go. Well,ok, here, take a couple bottles of old angioplasty.<br /><br />As you well know, according to the international blogging rules, section 4, presentation, subsection 9, font useage, paragraph 3(a), exceptions, the book clearly states "When using a different font to add a joke, particularly a 'knock knock' joke, to the end of a post to stand alone as an ironic commentary outside the scope of the primary post topic, the font to be used will, without exception, be Comic Sans"<br /><br />Hey, man, I don't make the rules. I just like to blow the whistle...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-91760596999710461272010-08-10T09:29:29.183-07:002010-08-10T09:29:29.183-07:00LOL
Love this post!!
Jennifer, however, might have...LOL<br />Love this post!!<br />Jennifer, however, might have to keeel youVonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13494914961461529828noreply@blogger.com