tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post7638176406788429077..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: Infernal MachineHamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-81875538757707835912010-01-11T10:02:36.452-08:002010-01-11T10:02:36.452-08:00I believe the top level consists of the "remn...I believe the top level consists of the "remnants" of male Vikings taken to nursing young infants.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-59236317088195782572010-01-10T20:05:24.603-08:002010-01-10T20:05:24.603-08:00...not enough underwear
wv: guestrat - WTF?...not enough underwear<br /><br />wv: guestrat - WTF?ckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-64560369069224330502010-01-10T18:41:09.459-08:002010-01-10T18:41:09.459-08:00The problem here was that Cap't. Tourville was...The problem here was that Cap't. Tourville was obviously a FRENCHY himself. <br /><br />If they'd only profiled, it would have worked.<br /><br />Tastes like Prell? Eesh.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-81099277098728273932010-01-10T16:21:21.541-08:002010-01-10T16:21:21.541-08:00Tourville has also been quoted as saying that &quo...Tourville has also been quoted as saying that "When dealing with the Frenchies, nothing less than Fruit Bon Bons will loosen them"Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-4326756448347495522010-01-10T16:14:04.058-08:002010-01-10T16:14:04.058-08:00To explain your failure to close with and destroy ...<i>To explain your failure to close with and destroy the enemy today,</i><br /><br />Tourville had originally intended to plead that he was scared of the animated spiders, but his legal representation talked him out of that excuse.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-15339959926152412582010-01-10T16:06:38.242-08:002010-01-10T16:06:38.242-08:00Oops... bad link.Oops... bad <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prell" rel="nofollow">link</a>.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-70137049418193020792010-01-10T16:04:59.223-08:002010-01-10T16:04:59.223-08:00That looks like the cross section of a brandy snif...That looks like the cross section of a brandy snifter...<br /><br />Also... <i>a chewy layer of Brazil nuts and wasabi peas, with a frosting of liquorice sticks</i> <br /><br />this sounds like <a href="http://www.oldtimecandy.com/licorice-snaps.htm" rel="nofollow">Snaps</a>... which also tasted a smidge like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prell.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-18443137831255189722010-01-10T15:38:59.351-08:002010-01-10T15:38:59.351-08:00Benbow was still dissatisfied with the overall res...<i>Benbow was still dissatisfied with the overall result and initiated a court-martial against Captain Henry Tourville, accusing him of cowardice for not bringing his ship in closer. There was no conviction though, as the mortars were proved to be defective.</i><br /><br />Original random non-sequitor excuse. Worked once for Tourville, do not expect the same result today.<br /><br />To explain your failure to close with and destroy the enemy today, defective mortars will earn you derisive snorts. In fact, you would do better just to claim derisive snorts in the first place.<br /><br />Useful modern excuses include weapons of mass destruction, Iranian IEDs, faulty intel and improper coordination with multinational forces. UK forces continue to stick to the tried and true tactic of blaming everything on the SA-80.<br /><br />But ultimately, you can't go wrong blaming the airdales (admittedly, this option was not available in 1694, but it it must be seen as a major advance in military blame technology) as they are universally understood to be a little light in their flightsuits, if you know what I'm saying...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.com