tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post8200197936936793873..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: I have made a vow to saint Nicolas this day that my nose shall not be touched*Hamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-87483195114887686302011-12-02T04:14:36.382-08:002011-12-02T04:14:36.382-08:00I can't finish this. If I had a dollar for eve...I can't finish this. If I had a dollar for every hour I've spent pistol whipping Freud in my mind I'd fly to wherever he's buried to piss on his grave. Everyone know about the patient he diagnosed with some sort of <i>hysteria</i> (funny how so many of his women patients were <i>hysterical</i>) because of her nebulous, and inexplical stomach pains? A week later she died from stomach cancer. <br /><br />If I could go back in time twice (my first choice would be give Ernie Shackleton a tongue bath (Chippy McNish wants to join us, then---)). I'd do horrible things to Sigmund Freud. <br /><br />Anybody who is still under his umbrella better just stay the fuck away from me. Fair warning.wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-23673030436089835032011-12-01T10:21:00.878-08:002011-12-01T10:21:00.878-08:00Well, thanks very much! I work my ass off for you ...Well, thanks very much! I work my ass off for you people, and this is the thanks I get!Windows Hourglasshttp://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-58528369401682895522011-12-01T09:42:56.905-08:002011-12-01T09:42:56.905-08:00I hate hourglasses, those worthless fucks.I hate hourglasses, those worthless fucks.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06698117410778232102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-54129919163349853332011-12-01T00:25:07.615-08:002011-12-01T00:25:07.615-08:00Someone please reassure me and tell me that mikey ...Someone please reassure me and tell me that mikey is not involved in any way with the remake of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears".<br /><br />It is my belief that the dogs are merely inspecting tigris because of the lingering aroma of one of Mrs Miggins' Vegan* Mock-Turtle Pies.<br /><br />* Not actually from Vega,Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-48249861723966822942011-11-30T19:35:53.082-08:002011-11-30T19:35:53.082-08:00It's getting furrier and furrier around these ...It's getting furrier and furrier around these here parts.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-77378306451964330512011-11-30T19:01:24.511-08:002011-11-30T19:01:24.511-08:00carnal inter-species alternate ending
Hello, VEGE...<i>carnal inter-species alternate ending</i><br /><br />Hello, VEGETARIAN here. Though if I were into carnality of an interspecies sort, pigs wouldn't be on the list, no matter how kindly they were in their hat retrieving. Now clouded leopards... HOT.tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-11594932802651427812011-11-30T17:52:48.371-08:002011-11-30T17:52:48.371-08:00See, THIS is why I hate dogs. I don't actuall...See, THIS is why I hate dogs. I don't actually hate dogs, well I do, but it's because of their fucking feckless owners. See those doods up there, gathered around the table, totally self involved while their miserable mutts terrorize the neighborhood? See that's wrong, and it's why I love the way this story turns out.<br /><br />See, this is just a woodcut-cap from the climactic act, where, finally outraged beyond his ability to remain pastoral and smelly, the pig snaps and tears the dogs to bloody tatters, and helps Tigris to get up, find her hat and helps bandage her wounds.<br /><br />Of course, it all goes wrong in the end, but that's the carnal inter-species alternate ending from the BlueRay Woodcut, although the village was scandalized for decades, and there's an ICC warrant for Tigris, who is rumored to be staying one step ahead of Interpol in a silver and pink Gulfstream without tail number that lands at random destinations with a demand for "Five Bushels of Shucked Corn and a thousand gallons of residential garbage", only to disappear over the horizon once again before the arrival of the authorities...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-78351229483702735382011-11-30T17:11:03.370-08:002011-11-30T17:11:03.370-08:00In his defence, he was scoring a tennis match.
Su...<em>In his defence, he was scoring a tennis match.</em><br /><br />Surely a boxcutter would do a better job than an hourglass.Mentis Fugithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07964443139632139131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-30482849507688310312011-11-30T16:44:58.481-08:002011-11-30T16:44:58.481-08:00Ah ha the old switcheroo with the hourglasses. Get...Ah ha the old switcheroo with the hourglasses. Gets 'em every time. Yuk yuk yukHamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-34734129904177835132011-11-30T15:55:16.334-08:002011-11-30T15:55:16.334-08:00OT, scene at another blogue.
~OT, <a href="http://empireofthesenseless.wordpress.com/2011/11/27/the-devil-at-rest-2/comment-page-1/#comment-3305" rel="nofollow">scene at another blogue</a>.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-2259816908032362982011-11-30T15:47:35.718-08:002011-11-30T15:47:35.718-08:00Also someone whose initials may or may not have be...<i>Also someone whose initials may or may not have been AK seems to have replaced the 15-minute hourglass with a 10-minute one</i><br /><br />In his defence, he was scoring a tennis match.<br /><br />The soundtrack is available in the lobby.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-79679712266976806072011-11-30T13:03:55.525-08:002011-11-30T13:03:55.525-08:00This may be part of the end-of-year exam. For bonu...This may be part of the end-of-year exam. For bonus points, discuss Chapter 4 of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V." rel="nofollow">V</a>, "In which Esther gets a nose job", as another version of the folktale.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-41997007163256411782011-11-30T12:16:00.061-08:002011-11-30T12:16:00.061-08:00Pinocchio would brag to the ladies about his enorm...Pinocchio would brag to the ladies about his enormous size and his nose would grow and with a little inventiveness nobody was much bothered about the initial fib. Sadly the young puppet was something of a libertine and the post-nasal drip got him.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-12401612715514455602011-11-30T12:11:56.008-08:002011-11-30T12:11:56.008-08:00The Cautionary Nose-Job
Also you are a dirty dirt...<i>The Cautionary Nose-Job</i><br /><br />Also you are a dirty dirty boy.tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-15250118922128871102011-11-30T11:39:40.797-08:002011-11-30T11:39:40.797-08:00One wee lie down with dogs and my hat's up wit...One wee lie down with dogs and my hat's up with Fliess.tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-19079532153653707582011-11-30T11:33:37.449-08:002011-11-30T11:33:37.449-08:00Shirley your canine friends will retrieve your hat...Shirley your canine friends will retrieve your hat for you, tigris?<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-37953643942495733832011-11-30T05:33:04.259-08:002011-11-30T05:33:04.259-08:00Wee lie down my left buttcheek, I was PUSHED. And...Wee lie down my left buttcheek, I was PUSHED. And they stole my hat!tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-4031098791455382702011-11-29T22:01:38.698-08:002011-11-29T22:01:38.698-08:00Different spieling, sir. This is "Fliess"...Different spieling, sir. This is "Fliess", pronounced "fleece".Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-31909824114740300882011-11-29T21:51:15.101-08:002011-11-29T21:51:15.101-08:00Related?<a href="http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/1994-08-02/news/9408020427_1_heidi-fleiss-paul-fleiss-false-statements" rel="nofollow">Related</a>?M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.com