tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post8338948489610432405..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: Buck-mi-go FungorHamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-17945584666681157382011-05-09T16:57:06.974-07:002011-05-09T16:57:06.974-07:00When I was but a precocious moppet, my dad would g...When I was but a precocious moppet, my dad would get me out of bed at four aye emm and have me go up on the roof with a scoped .22 rifle.<br /><br />As the landscape slowly brightened at sunrise, the gophers would poke their heads out of their holes, and I would execute them with extreme prejudice.<br /><br />My dad HATED gophers. But he really appreciated his sleep...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-71292142672112867952011-05-09T15:16:33.547-07:002011-05-09T15:16:33.547-07:00There's sure to be an Icelandic market for exp...<i>There's sure to be an Icelandic market for exports.</i><br /><br />The Icelandic Phallological Museum was not fooled by my offer of a stinkhorn.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-47790509332580590222011-05-09T14:19:03.323-07:002011-05-09T14:19:03.323-07:00Have I mentioned the gopher dioramas made from fre...<i>Have I mentioned the gopher dioramas made from freshly-slaughtered gophers?</i><br /><br />I for one welcome the collaboration between Sub McG and Survival Research Laboratories.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-85914724374896754512011-05-09T14:11:30.247-07:002011-05-09T14:11:30.247-07:00Ileodictyon cibarium is Nature's own geodesic ...<i>Ileodictyon cibarium is Nature's own geodesic dome, but inflatable.</i><br /><br />Can giant ones be bred to provide low-cost housing?<br /><br /><i>As for the culinary aspect, I. cibarium smells like rotten meat. </i><br /><br />There's sure to be an Icelandic market for exports.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-41321316375386391742011-05-09T08:14:44.719-07:002011-05-09T08:14:44.719-07:00Ooh, crafts corner!
Have I mentioned the gopher d...Ooh, crafts corner!<br /><br />Have I mentioned the gopher dioramas made from freshly-slaughtered gophers?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-47990335212802927672011-05-09T08:12:45.738-07:002011-05-09T08:12:45.738-07:00This is the mechanism that I. cibarium has evolved...<i>This is the mechanism that I. cibarium has evolved to distribute its <b>spores</b>.</i><br /><br />Shirley you meant orbs?<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-67013453605506075732011-05-09T05:23:48.693-07:002011-05-09T05:23:48.693-07:00Also injury litigation in New Zealand pays on a pe...Also injury litigation in New Zealand pays on a <i>per leg</i> basis.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-59902860172658975912011-05-09T01:16:27.460-07:002011-05-09T01:16:27.460-07:00I would hazard a guess that safety procedures for ...I would hazard a guess that safety procedures for the insect zorbs would be a little, shall we say, lax?<br />Soon the hillsides will be littered with insects with their heads swathed in bandages.<br />The new Minister for Insect Safety, Roderknee Hide will be on the case directly as his dancing monkey suit gets back from the Dry Cleaners.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.com