tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post9060959032086690217..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: Dialog from "The Guard"Hamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-64435192961616165392011-08-27T22:56:01.353-07:002011-08-27T22:56:01.353-07:00I tried to watch it, but I was in a theatre across...<i>I tried to watch it, but I was in a theatre across the street from Lincoln Center and it seemed like soundcheck noise was coming through the walls.</i><br /><br />I blame the Kochs.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-66479906256450297352011-08-27T21:27:33.410-07:002011-08-27T21:27:33.410-07:00Perhaps tigris is thinking of the US habit of appl...Perhaps tigris is thinking of the US habit of applying <a href="https://picasaweb.google.com/indgeek/Kliban#5113102217655626594" rel="nofollow">custodian sentences to German sausages</a> when they misbehave.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-71163235746818723172011-08-27T18:24:15.331-07:002011-08-27T18:24:15.331-07:00Boozers can play checkers, can't they?
~Boozers can play checkers, can't they?<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-74161178125249344372011-08-27T17:47:19.250-07:002011-08-27T17:47:19.250-07:00The only punitive judgements in New Zild are those...The only punitive judgements in New Zild are those imposed upon people found operating supermarket check-out tills under the influence of alcohol, as covered by the "Checkers Can't be Boozers Act" of 1972.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-5781827709950894292011-08-27T16:57:45.637-07:002011-08-27T16:57:45.637-07:00If puns are so great how come harsh judgments are ...If puns are so great how come harsh judgments are called punitive?tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-3988269948110637632011-08-27T13:57:31.849-07:002011-08-27T13:57:31.849-07:00My client, Mr S. Clyde wishes it to be known that ...My client, Mr S. Clyde wishes it to be known that "Sodom and Begorrah' is NOT a crime against hu-bleedin'-manity and puns are like, so cool, and that's why you don't like themHamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-50997576655145669212011-08-27T12:23:36.609-07:002011-08-27T12:23:36.609-07:00I tried to watch it, but I was in a theatre across...I tried to watch it, but I was in a theatre across the street from Lincoln Center and it seemed like soundcheck noise was coming through the walls. So I left and asked for my money back and the manager got very angry.<br /><br />A comedy romp!Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-625747192290670862011-08-27T09:50:25.948-07:002011-08-27T09:50:25.948-07:00Well, it's not the end exactly, but about two ...Well, it's not the end exactly, but about two thirds of the way through there's a hot sweaty gay orgy scene in the showers of Long Kesh. It seems a few of the Provos get a bit rambunctious with a lad from Carrickfergus who did a spot of work for the RUC the year before, and well you know how that naked soapy shower wrasslin can go either way on you, right?, so well before you knew it MI5 had a whole new list of applicants...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-84335725790467662062011-08-27T09:14:07.580-07:002011-08-27T09:14:07.580-07:00You can't just be giving away the plot like th...You can't just be giving away the plot like that, S.C.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com