Thursday, January 21, 2010

New from Bimler Research Laboratories


Colour-vision tests.

34 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Thanks. I'm color blinded, you cornhole.

Smut Clyde said...

Ah, but could you see the hidden spider??

Jennifer said...

I did...

Jennifer said...

Also, I thought this was a test to see who was stuck in the oral or anal stage...

Substance McGravitas said...

I dunno who prefers one-boob colour-blindness tests over two-boob colour-blindness tests, but you go ahead with your budget-deficit sciencing...

fish said...

I see "dood". Is that a problem?

tigris said...

If I unfocus my eyes it looks like it says POOP* in 3-D.

*Well, PEOOBP, but I figure that's the NZ accent.

Mendacious D said...

It appears to have been done that way on purpose, tigris. That, or I am seeing things that are not there.

I see "dood". Is that a problem?

Only if you've played too much Disgaea.

Jennifer said...

Don't you have to get our permission before using us as part of your study?? Or did we sign away all rights long ago... by commenting on some more insidious post??

mikey said...

Hey, goddam it.

How the hell did you get a picture of my welcome mat?

Did you take it and leave a Flaming Bag of Poop™ in its place?

Or a Flaming Bag of Boob?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

There's a picture?

Jennifer said...

Grizzled saw 8008...

Jennifer said...

Ok... passed it on to my b-i-l who is truly colorblind. He saw no pattern... just a brick of color. Not surprising... all red/green for him is brown.

ckc (not kc) said...

Interesting... full on I see nothing much (red/green c-b) but if I tilt the monitor to desaturate the colors (or whatever), the BOOB APPEARS! (like magic - hours of harmless fun)

mikey said...

all red/green for him is brown.

We may have found the perfect soldier.

Guts and blood, dirt and gear, all the same.

Saddle up and keep moving. Nothing to be done.

It's all just a brown mist, y'know?

No bad dreams in that shit...

ckc (not kc) said...

....further experimenting determines that the monitor must be tipped back (and the colors are more, rather than less saturated) .... side to side or tipped forward doesn't do it. Do I get a pellet?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

you get a shock. But you probably like that.

I do, however, wonder if Smut Clyde is interred. He has a LOT of time on his hands, and maybe somebody needs to restrict his access to technology...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

All I see is the name "BOB".
~

ckc (not kc) said...

...I would have thought that being interred would restrict your access to technology (I imagine you know all about being disinterred)

Adorable Girlfriend said...

All I saw was Uncle Freddy.

I don't want to talk about it.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

OK, now I see the picture.

It says "fish sucks"

What do I win?

Jennifer said...

LOL @ ZRM

I thought it said bad fish is still baaaaad!

fish said...

A prinny is a small, usually blue, pouch-wearing penguin-like creature with disproportionately small bat wings and two peg legs where feet would normally be. When thrown, they explode on impact.

This might help with the Rea problem, but I am not sure how it relates to Mikey's doormat.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

all red/green for him is brown.

Christmas must be real poopy for him.

All I see is the name "BOB".

That's funny, because all I saw was this face.

Smut Clyde said...

The colours are a crude travesty of the proper calibrated hues used in the Ishihara and Dvorine tests, but this blog is all about teh Crude Travesty.

I do, however, wonder if Smut Clyde is interred.

Certain Zombies have been reading too much H. P. Lovecraft. Put down the book and step back.

If I unfocus my eyes it looks like it says POOP* in 3-D.
Magic-Eye Spiders is a project for the future.

Smut Clyde said...

get our permission before using us as part of your study
What is this "ethics committee" whereof you speak?

ckc (not kc) said...

...Ishihara and Dvorine...

I'll have my deficiencies tested by Dr. Blodgett, if you don't mind!

mikey said...

Ishihara! Come to course two two zero. All ahead flank.

Dvorine! Action stations surface starboard. Man the guns and arm the aft torpedoes. We're going to need a pot of tea on the bridge. Sprightly now lads...

Smut Clyde said...

Here we go. Helping tigris.

ckc (not kc) said...

(somebody ran over your snake)

tigris said...

Try as I might I couldn't drag that over an animated accidental water tower dong.

M. Bouffant said...

I've been staring at that for 18 hrs., & I still don't see any damned dolphins! Or a sailboat.

J— said...

Don't you have to get our permission before using us as part of your study?

In the Library of Babel that is the internet, a human subjects consent form exists for each and every individual who opens a web browser (or who doesn't for that matter), so user beware.

I see a polar bear, for what it's worth.

Smut Clyde said...

He has a LOT of time on his hands

You'd have a lot of time too, if you stopped sleeping.