Sunday, January 24, 2010

Struthioform Syndrome: A Cure at Last

Ombien has been shown in clinical twin tests* to halt or reverse the advance of "Ostrich-Leg Syndrome" in a significant number of cases. Victims need no longer be condemned to go through life wearing a beehive on the head.

Ask your doctor if Ombien is right for you!

Seek medical advice from a guy swinging a thurible if penis turns into a grinning face for more than four hours.

Advanced Ostrich-Leg Syndrome is no laughing matter.
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* Involving ALMOST NO SADISTIC VIVISECTION.

16 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Satan's got a six-pack!

Sex w/ Ombien. Almost guilt-free.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Otherwise known as AOL, hahaha!
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I don't think that's a beehive. The guy on the left just clobbered him with an architectural model.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I never knew Garuda was living a double life!

Smut Clyde said...

clobbered him with an architectural model
Oh noes, he's a New Zealander!

Did you see the claims that Berlusconi faked or exaggerated his architectural-model-related injuries? A flimsy maquette of Turin Cathedral must is NOT GOOD ENOUGH, people.

Substance McGravitas said...

His wang has the most appalling set of warts.

Smut Clyde said...

Come to think of it, someone should revive the old Gallic custom of flinging a full-scale model of a menhir at politicians when they lose the trust of the public.

Smut Clyde said...

I don't think that's a beehive.
It's an Elizabethan-era crash-helmet. Mr Ostrich-Leg is strapping himself into a seat so he can be raised up a tower and then dropped suddenly in one of those free-fall amusement-park rides. The guy on the left is saying "You must be This Tall to go in this ride".

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

regardless, he's pretty ripped for an oshshthritch-leg.

Substance McGravitas said...

Shall I compare thee to an ostrich guy?
Thou art less freakish and less monsterized

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I think Substance just made a pass at me.

Sorry, dude, straight zombie. I don't swing breather.

Substance McGravitas said...

Get real. I've pulled back the stump in the past: no more putting my arm around zombies.

fish said...

Giving head now makes sense to me.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Incidentally, in Terry Gilliam's new movie, Tom Waits plays Satan, known as Nick.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Incidentally, in Terry Gilliam's new movie, Tom Waits plays Satan, known as Nick.

No, he plays god when he's drunk.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

don't we all, though?

I dunno, I was just going by a review at LGM, and as we could see by the plover/fish Avatar battles, that is an ill-considered source.