Yes, it's here A cricket that looks like a weta (which are all in teh cricket fambly) and an orchid!!
See the nice weta.
Industriously going around pollinating the lazy and frankly brazen Orchids and then going home to the same den every night. I expect that the Significant Other weta is waiting there with the fire going and a nice cup of tea.
Hopefully there is none of the duplicitous faux shagging going on.
Were I to return home from a night out on the flowers with pollen packets all over my forehead, I am not sure that "a nice cup of tea" would be the central element of the reception from the Frau Doktorin.
ReplyDeleteWould you like to make a stamen in your defense?
ReplyDeleteIt is too late once you've been stigmatised.
ReplyDeleteProbably for the best. You probably couldn't give her a coherent anther anyway.
ReplyDeletePistils at dawn sir!
ReplyDeleteCricket (wetas) and Orchid Mashup
ReplyDeleteMmmmm, breakfast.
Maybe this'll teach you to stay on the driveway when you get home from the Old Architect...
ReplyDeleteEach and every one of you will be sent to the dungeon in the Palindrome.
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Professor Chase explained: "They do some fairly sophisticated things by cricket standards.
ReplyDeleteFor instance, this cricket sings ballads to marionettes.