Friday, February 19, 2010

Well that about wraps it up for Elton John

Elton John (Sir) drives a stake through the heart of any record sales that he might have in  Utah or amongst the members of NZ's Destiny Church.
Also how does God feel now that the boy has been outed? It's going to be tough for him down at The Old Diety and Whistle, I would say.
Interesting the magazine that the BBC refers to as Parade Jesus may actually only be called Parade. I was agog with the thought of Parade Jesus being some sort of Military/Religious magazine and why they might be interviewing EJ.
'Sir Elton, you're a raving Nancy Boy. Do you have a message for Christian Soldiers?"

12 comments:

Jennifer said...

Beautiful Savior takes on a different flavor now... As does Lift High the Cross...

Jennifer said...

And giving up meat for Lent...

Jennifer said...

And perhaps Holy, Holy, Holy was really Glory Holy, Glory Holy, Glory Holy...

Smut Clyde said...

Jesus Was Gay - Celebrity Gossip
Already the paparazzi are banging on the Riddled office door, asking if they can borrow the time machine. No. Bugger off.

I went googling for "Parade Jesus", but no-one seems to be marketing a kitsch figurine of Jesus as a baton-twirling majorette.

mikey said...

I'm pretty sure we learned all we truly needed to know on Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy.

Did you ever actually LISTEN to the lyrics of "Someone Saved My Life Tonight"?

It seems 'Someone' showed him the way out was thru the back door.

If you know what I'm saying, and I think you doo (doo)...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

but no-one seems to be marketing a kitsch figurine of Jesus as a baton-twirling majorette.

NOT YET.

Jennifer said...

I went googling for "Parade Jesus", but no-one seems to be marketing a kitsch figurine of Jesus as a baton-twirling majorette.

Don't tempt me...

Another Kiwi said...

Heh heh Smut, you've got the time machine, eh?
Teh Jesus Parade will coming through at noon, watch your backs!!

fish said...

NO WAY!!!!! ELTON JOHN IS GAY?!?!?!?!?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

nobody tell fish about Liberace.

fish said...

WHAT!?!?!?!

tigris said...

He was a great big ol' spangle-covered PIANIST!