Monday, April 12, 2010

Why Italians will not rule the universe

Hadron colliders (large and small ) are not alchemy. Alchemy is an altogether higher scientific field and must not be confused with the whizz-bang studies. Also building ones collider on a slope like this is madness. All the Hadrons will collect at the lowest point and stop colliding.
And look there is a hole in the wall.
No wonder they lost Abyssinia!

8 comments:

  1. When everything collects at the bottom we distill the quintessence, make quintuplets and form the quarternity, silly.

    loninstr, Ronin's solo bar.

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  2. Yeah but Hadrons are not colliding

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  3. /Yoda voice/ it is in their colliding not that useful they are, hmmphhh

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  4. I fear the worst, sir.

    It seems the Hadrons are organizing. Yes, that's right, the International Brotherhood of Particles Comprised of Quarks. In their very first collective bargaining agreement, Item one is NO MORE COLLIDING!! They seem to be quite peevish about that, sir...

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  5. Peevish collisions! Excellent, that's just what we want.

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  6. Quarks could not organise their way out of a bag.

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  7. I always thought it was because of all that vino.

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