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Friday, May 21, 2010

Synthetic cells escape!!!

Following hard upon the heels of the news of the creation of synthetic cells comes dramatic footage of their escape. The cells are considered dangerously colourful and should only be approached by people wearing sunglasses. It is believed that the blue cell has entered the Miss USA Beauty pageant while the mainly yellow cell has joined a band called The Residents.
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9 comments:

  1. J—May 21, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    I thought they were color-coded lampreys. Good to know their Real Origin.

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  2. J—May 21, 2010 at 2:22 PM

    If I were King of the London organizing committee, I would have had the committee agree to go the simple route and pick an animal typical of the London region. The street urchin, for example.

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  3. Mendacious DMay 21, 2010 at 2:22 PM

    The blue one could never enter the pageant. It's foreign.

    But they still don't have anything on the acid trip that was the 2010 mascots intro video.

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  4. Mendacious DMay 21, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    The street urchin, for example.

    Or the elusive rarebit.

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  5. Smut ClydeMay 21, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    See what happens when you meddle with the very code of life.

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  6. B^4May 21, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    It is believed that the blue cell has entered the Miss USA Beauty pageant

    So, it's a mind-bogglingly sekkseh sharia-bikini model?

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  7. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©May 21, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    Residents, you say?
    ~

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  8. mikeyMay 21, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    It's the hands.

    Their little claw-hands frighten me...

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  9. Smut ClydeMay 21, 2010 at 7:29 PM

    You might very well worry about Skynet's attempt to soften public hostility towards T-1000 Terminators. I could not possibly comment.

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