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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Dominance... submission... radios appear

Anyone fool enough to pay good money over the interlattice for the full one-hour session of "strict discipline" from "Madame La Tex" on the basis of the pictures on her web-site should not go running for legal redress when her actual presence fails to fulfill all their expectations. I have no sympathy for them.

UPDATE: Retitled on the insistence of ZRM in comments.
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14 comments:

  1. Tacitus VoltaireMay 5, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    Smut Clyde said...
    Is *anyone* allowed to comment, or is it for spammers only?


    :-)

    Hi Smut! Thx for the props on the Sadly!

    why blogspam runs to asian pr0n, i don't suppose i'll ever learn! running the 'comments' through google xlator yields interesting results, which could be interpreted as a sort of found poetry...

    cheers!

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  2. zombie rotten mcdonaldMay 5, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    I feel obliged to point out that with all the colored-book blogging, the "Recen Posticles" thingie now HAS NO BLUE OYSTER CULT LYRICS displayed.

    I trust you will do the right thing.

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  3. M. BouffantMay 5, 2010 at 3:41 PM

    Stardust my pumice, foongs.

    ("Foongs" courtesy wv.)

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  4. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©May 5, 2010 at 4:47 PM

    UPDATE: Retitled on the insistence of ZRM in comments.

    Next this blog will be nothing but Rush videos.

    Slippery slopes, and such as.
    ~

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  5. Smut ClydeMay 5, 2010 at 5:03 PM

    Slippery slopes

    I will have you know that I use the lotion purely on the advice of my doctor, in order to prevent a reoccurrence of the rash.

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  6. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©May 5, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    I've heard that chafing dishes do not, in fact, prevent chafing.

    Go figure.
    ~

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  7. zombie rotten mcdonaldMay 5, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    UPDATE: Retitled on the insistence of ZRM in comments.

    I DO NOT fool around with my Blue Oyster Cult, Friends and Dinner Guests.

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  8. Harry CanyonMay 5, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    Who the hell is this "Blue Oyster Cult" you keep yakkin about. I got better things to do...

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  9. Smut ClydeMay 5, 2010 at 7:26 PM

    If Blue Oyster Cult lyrics are the only obscure feature of Riddled, then clearly we must TRY HARDER.

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  10. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©May 5, 2010 at 7:55 PM

    ...then clearly we must TRY HARDER.


    I predict that this will not help with the chafing.
    ~

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  11. Substance McGravitasMay 6, 2010 at 9:48 AM

    Anyone mentioned that she's hot?

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  12. tigrisMay 6, 2010 at 12:56 PM

    Is *anyone* allowed to comment, or is it for spammers only?

    It didn't allow me to comment, AND I even included spam as a sweetener.

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  13. Smut ClydeMay 6, 2010 at 2:00 PM

    Everyone bans tigris. It's an internet tradition.

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  14. tigrisMay 6, 2010 at 2:13 PM

    It's because I'm a conservative movie star, isn't it? Damn stripey orange-and-blacklist.

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