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Thursday, October 28, 2010

When a firing really means a firing

When you work for a volcano you better do a good job. It is hard to bring a wrongful dismissal suit when you are a pile of cinders. I wonder if the "lava bonus" was worth it.
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9 comments:

  1. JenniferOctober 28, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    What a job!

    Unfortunately, I think he oopsed on the chicken part. They have to be virginal chickens.

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  2. Smut ClydeOctober 28, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    Pay me well and I will happily take on the onerous task of appeasing Wellington's earthquake spirits.

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©October 28, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    I will take the job of S.C.'s assistant. Clearly, one person can not be relied on to keep the volcano happy.
    ~

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  4. mikeyOctober 28, 2010 at 6:18 PM

    I just wish the Hayward Fault didn't run underneath my kitchen.

    Can you do anything about that?

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  5. Smut ClydeOctober 28, 2010 at 6:30 PM

    Obviously the guy was a reincarnation of Empedocles.

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  6. Substance McGravitasOctober 28, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    They have to be virginal chickens.

    He was 83! He couldn't keep fucking those chickens.

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  7. Smut ClydeOctober 29, 2010 at 2:45 AM

    Can you do anything about that?

    House-moving is work for trained professionals.

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  8. fishOctober 29, 2010 at 10:36 AM

    Pay me well and I will happily take on the onerous task of appeasing Wellington's earthquake spirits.

    I will take on the role of protecting the local virgins from SC. There is only one way to surely be safe...

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  9. fishOctober 29, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    I just wish the Hayward Fault didn't run underneath my kitchen.

    Can you do anything about that?

    Steal his sneakers.

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