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Monday, November 29, 2010

Smut's Christmas present registry

Earrings with horse penis slices

Earrings consisting each of 2 horse penis slices of identical size, dyed. Length including clasp app. 8 cm. Nickel-free.

I saw them first

Thanks to Science blog  Biophemera
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13 comments:

  1. Substance McGravitasNovember 29, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    Nickel-free apparently, because horse penisesseeseses are made of IRON.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©November 29, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    Wilburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
    ~

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  3. JenniferNovember 30, 2010 at 4:49 AM

    I seem to recall Catherine the Great wearing a pair of those.

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  4. fishNovember 30, 2010 at 5:10 AM

    Dibs on the wristband and 14 bull penis slices.

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  5. JenniferNovember 30, 2010 at 7:26 AM

    These would be nice for you AK.

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  6. Whale ChowderNovember 30, 2010 at 8:32 AM

    What is the significance of the snail shells in the image? Do they represent the permanence of the gift? The time spent creating such a thing? How slow one must be to think this would be a good gift?

    I must say I would be left speechless if I were to receive these.

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  7. Hamish MackNovember 30, 2010 at 9:41 AM

    Snail shells = class. A known marketing fact.
    Ah what is the suggestively shaped, ribbed for extra pleasure, thing in the kiwifruit slices picture?

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  8. zombie rotten mcdonaldNovember 30, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    I am really a bit surprised that the sliced horse penis comment thread has not been more lively.

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  9. Hamish MackNovember 30, 2010 at 12:54 PM

    It has gone off half-cocked, IMO

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  10. Big Bad Bald BastardNovember 30, 2010 at 2:44 PM

    How about a penis ring with horse ear slices? Would that pose a challenge for airport security?

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  11. Hamish MackNovember 30, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    The sniffer dogs would follow you home

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  12. fishDecember 1, 2010 at 7:39 AM

    How about a penis ring with horse ear slices? Would that pose a challenge for airport security?

    Gives new meaning to TSA jingle.

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  13. Mrs KiwiDecember 5, 2010 at 10:51 PM

    Your daughter desperately wants a pony for Christmas. You can't quite afford the whole thing ...

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