Friday, December 10, 2010

Giant chess-game FAIL

Wrong number of pieces, also they're laid out all over the place.

Also the White bishops seem to be each sprouting a small pair of angel wings. Otherwise they're wearing jetpacks. Either way, I'm sure that's cheating.

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  1. If there's equivalent cheating all around, no problem. The queen gets, say, an ultra turbo jetpack. With lasers.

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  2. Also the White bishops seem to be each sprouting a small pair of angel wings.

    That was a promotion by "Victoria's Secret".

    General Tso was not amused.

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  3. No, they just taste like chicken.

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  4. When I was a little kid I thought they were playing 'Chest'. And even then that seemed like a very cool idea.

    Of course, I also didn't know 'shit' was a word so I would mentally substitute 'shed' on the assumption that many adults suffered from a particular speech impediment. This resulted in some unfortunate interpretations, and a lifelong expectation that small utility buildings would carry with them an unpleasant smell.

    At that same time in history, I assumed they called it an 'ass' because the poop that came out of it was comprised largely of Acid and I had already caught on to their tendency to speak in abbreviations.

    As far as this image goes, I see the knight back there. How does the elephant move?

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