Sunday, January 16, 2011

Dear Morris Dancers

Please pick up your indian clubs* after training sessions in the dojo. Thank you,
Riddled.
* Or bowling pins as the case may be.

11 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I believe you have small people walking on your windows, sir.
~

mikey said...

Not walking.

I'm pretty sure they're dancing...

vacuumslayer said...

You people are so naive. Those the foot formations of fucking people. They're having an orgy---and they didnt invite you!

Another Kiwi said...

What a feeling
dancin' on the ceiling

ckc (not kc) said...

...some type of bacillus - growing fairly slowly by the looks of things; you've probably still got time to apply the antibiotics.

Another Kiwi said...

They's big buggers ckc. Clostridium?

tigris said...

Two thoughts: 1) an up-pants website will never have the appeal of up-skirts sites, and 2) whatever appeal up-pants might have had is lost when shot through frosted glass

mikey said...

Dammit.

I'm pretty sure there's a Barbarossa and shoe polish line in here.

It would have been easy if there was a BRAND of shoe polish called Barbarossa, but it actually turns out there's not. Who coulda predicted that? Fuck.

Anyway, it goes something like "Kitty's moustache is an artifact of Barbarossa shoe polish".

Heh heh.

Get it?

Dammit. Woulda been great.

Carry on...

mikey said...

OK, sure, Sailor Jerry and me got this wrong. Put it in the wrong thread. And yeah, it doesn't make a lick of sense here. But the question arises, what the HELL can I do to make it up to you? I mean, I feel really bad about this. This is some sort of newb drunk whooopsie, and I'm just not that guy.

I've GOT it!

Here's something fun!

http://tinyurl.com/2dryp7d

Rock out, doods....

mikey

Smut Clyde said...

Sailor Jerry needs his own website.

Before following mikey's link, I will wait for someone else* to click on it and report whether it is offensive.

* Other than Substance McG.

fish said...

I am going to pretend that I don't get tigris' joke and didn't laugh.