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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Room 101

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26 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2011 at 3:40 PM

    I've just eaten homemade meatballs and pasta at my desk after many days away surfin' and stuff, room 101?
    Just sayin'

    wv, screw you wordverif, this is a new year with new rules.

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  2. M. BouffantJanuary 9, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    No matter how symmetrical it is, I see the ring of tails & I think goatse.

    This is wrong, isn't it?

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  3. Smut ClydeJanuary 9, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    Giving Substance McG ideas = very wrong indeed.

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  4. tigrisJanuary 9, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    I have eaten
    the homemade meatballs and pasta
    that were in
    your desk

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for lunch

    Forgive me
    they were delicious
    the mice
    also liked them

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    The day
    you
    visited
    my desk
    a tiger
    looking for
    food
    I forgave
    your face
    stripped with
    desire and
    the way you
    left me
    eight small mice.

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  6. mikeyJanuary 9, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    I ate homemade meatballs for my lunch
    With pasta - it was good so I ate a bunch
    I ate them sitting at my desk
    Whereupon I saw it - it was grotesque
    A symmetrical wheel comprised of mice
    That were covered snout to tail with lice
    Decorative vermin gives great offense
    And violates basic common sense

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  7. Substance McGravitasJanuary 9, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    Okay I am hypnotized. Should I pretend to be a chicken or what?

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    Nooooo - everyone love chickin, silly.

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  9. Hamish MackJanuary 9, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    So now we see what happened to the Riddled Christmas wreath!!!
    You didn't think that the mice would want to go home???

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    Those are not homing mice.

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  11. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 9, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    The Mouse Shuriken is readied for the Riddled Ninja.
    ~

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  12. Mentis FugitJanuary 9, 2011 at 10:11 PM

    Rat King or Rodent Vomit Dispersal System?

    CAPTCHA: "pothess" - what could have happened on a grouse moor in Scotland in 1941.

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  13. fishJanuary 10, 2011 at 5:38 AM

    Zombie will be happy to see that the blade teeth are rotating in the correct direction this time.

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  14. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 10, 2011 at 7:28 AM

    as happy as zombie ever gets.

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  15. VonnieJanuary 10, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    Ok, you've got me all good and hypnotized....
    now what?

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  16. Hamish MackJanuary 10, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    Bring the cheese, Von. BRIIIIING THE CHEEEESE

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    I have catnip, really I do, tons of it and I'm prepared to use it.

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  18. Big Bad Bald BastardJanuary 10, 2011 at 12:19 PM

    The while of dormice continues apace!

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  19. Big Bad Bald BastardJanuary 10, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    Uh, wheel... not thinking straight today.

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  20. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    I prefer while...the while of door mice, mmmmmm

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  21. Hamish MackJanuary 10, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    While everyone goes on about dormice, no one cares about window mice. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

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  22. Smut ClydeJanuary 10, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    Rabid weasels were not available for use in the Riddled Rotatory Flesh-ripper.* I hope that dozy mice will prove to be an acceptable substitute.

    * They all seem to have gone into politics.

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  23. Smut ClydeJanuary 10, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    Also what is this 'dorm ice' about which people are going on? Is it an English public-school thing? If so, chiz.

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  24. Hamish MackJanuary 10, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    Dorm ice = English Public skool mattress.

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  25. vacuumslayerJanuary 10, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    Those mice think they're SO COOL.

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  26. VonnieJanuary 11, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    Yes, AK, I will bring the cheeessseee.

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