Sunday, February 6, 2011

If your dewclaws could be spirals*

Cats can be cruel sometimes. Just one little accident with the Christmas Ale, and suddenly all the other felines are all "Ha ha, look at her, it's Helix the Cat!"
They'll be sorry when the effects wear off.

* Cf.

8 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

They can be SOOO catty...
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Smut Clyde said...

Must credit Theodore Sturgeon.

ckc (not kc) said...

[something - something] CAVIAR!

(hahaha!!!)

Substance McGravitas said...

Must credit Theodore Sturgeon.

I had a collection with that one in it, and another story about Beanbag Cats, genetically engineered to just sit sit there because no legs. Diapers required. For the cat too.

Smut Clyde said...

"Tails of Wonder and Imagination".

fish said...

Now he can switch to wine.

tigris said...

They're just jealous of Helix's fabulous fur-abouts. Also, Helix is the best cat name ever and that book sounds oresome.

Jennifer said...

I now have "Cool for Cats" stuck in my head.