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Sunday, June 26, 2011

Life lessons

Never trust a Swedish king who promises you as much territory as you can plough overnight with a team of bullocks. To make it more of a challenge, he will give you the ones with explosive diarrhoea.
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18 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©June 26, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    I think you've got a 3Bulls! header contest entry there, S.C.
    ~

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  2. zombie rotten mcdonaldJune 26, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    I need the sculptor's name. Next time I have a project (if I have a project) I am defnitely incorporating shitting livestock.

    Missed the chance on the last one, which has a bear in the lobby. The way it's pointed, if it had the squirts out the ass, it would flood the elevator pit.

    TRUE professionals consider these things.

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  3. mikeyJune 26, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    I'm sorry, but I'm calling bullshit on that guy...

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  4. guitarist manquéJune 26, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    Makes you wonder what those bulls were eating to make their poo so corrosive.

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  5. Smut ClydeJune 26, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    I need the sculptor's name.
    Zombie needs to follow the link.

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  6. zombie rotten mcdonaldJune 26, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    Zombies don't follow orders.

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  7. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJune 26, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    Depends on what the order-giver is wearing.

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  8. zombie rotten mcdonaldJune 26, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    Back on moderation.

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  9. Smut ClydeJune 26, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    ZRM is being moderate? That sounds implausible.

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  10. Smut ClydeJune 26, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    Also, here at the Mikkeller brew-pub finishing the night with a half glass of liquorice imperial stout. Will I get home without falling in a canal? Exciting!

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  11. zombie rotten mcdonaldJune 26, 2011 at 2:51 PM

    Smut, you globe-trotting drunkard.

    Jealous, me, is all. Zombie stuck doing tenant build out drawings in the office while drinking mikey's cheap rum.

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  12. Hamish MackJune 26, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    Liquorice Imperial Stout?
    All it would need is Oatmeal and that's breakfast inna glass!

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  13. M. BouffantJune 26, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    Whip me like a rented ox w/ the vicious looking crop he's got & E.D. is the least of your worries.

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  14. M. BouffantJune 26, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    Turns out to be a "goddess" w/ a stick. (I don't care how good-looking you think you are, please don't hit me.)

    a goddess associated with ploughing, the Danish island of Zealand ... and virginity.

    Something off there.

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  15. mikeyJune 26, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    Smut!!

    They've got the '82 Port Ellen.

    Unless I'm missing something, that's pretty much all they is, and they ain't no more.

    You gotta get ye a wee dram o'that, laddie. It's pale, almost clear, with the smokey hit, but a complexity and richness that, at least at my budgetary level, is simply not available elsewhere...

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  16. Smut ClydeJune 27, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    I don't care how good-looking you think you are, please don't hit me.

    Shirley this comment was meant for VS's blog.

    Unless I'm missing something, that's pretty much all they is, and they ain't no more.
    Now he tells me. I didn't even look at the whisky list. Too busy getting pissy-eyed on the Mikkeller "Texas Ranger" chipotle porter and photographing the bottles of End of History.

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  17. fishJune 27, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    photographing the bottles of End of History.

    The more drunk you get the less likely the shooting you do is photographs.

    WV: decorpo

    skynet has become self-aware.

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  18. ckc (not kc)June 27, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    Never trust a Swedish king...

    I always go with Kind Ludwig.

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