Friday, July 8, 2011

A Cunning Plan

Economically, things are a little on the down side of the ledger. We might say that the bluebird of happiness and personal wealth has been eaten by the falcon of wachamacallit, arseholery.
Do not despair, gentle readers, the crew at Business Pundit has a PLAN.
Competitive eating contests!!! Where you can earn $1500 for eating "deep-fried bull testicles."
To be fair the BisPun group do not advocate entering the competitions and do make some funny comments but neither do they issue any warnings about how it could kill you to eat 54 hotdogs in 10 minutes.
 You want testicles? Come and get them.


Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Maybe Jennifer could sponsor a purslane eating contest.

M. Bouffant said...

NOM = No Organ Meats!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Eatcher liver, M.B. It's good for you!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

somehow, I find no surprise in rich douchebags hoping that people get desperate enough to perform degrading and dangerous acts for rich cobags' amusement.

The Running Man cometh. Or for a more classic reference, I believe renovations to the Coliseum are under way.