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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Photo caption contest

Suggestions pertaining to onions, and the like, will not be accepted

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18 comments:

  1. fishSeptember 22, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    If you want the ink to come out, you have to pull off this protective tab.

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  2. Dr.KennethNoisewaterSeptember 22, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    There aren't many cassette-powered sex dolls still around these days.

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  3. tigrisSeptember 22, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    Oh God, I keep pressing the "mute" button but nothing is happening...

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  4. Dr.KennethNoisewaterSeptember 22, 2011 at 3:11 PM

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  5. Hamish MackSeptember 22, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    Oh God, I keep pressing the "mute" button but nothing is happening.

    The horror, the horror

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  6. Dr.KennethNoisewaterSeptember 22, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    Bagpipesist!

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  7. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©September 22, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    Where is the unicycle?
    ~

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  8. Smut ClydeSeptember 22, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    Apparently the white markings at the joints of the legs are deposits of guanine.

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  9. fishSeptember 22, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Surprisingly the Scottie "don't touch me there" doll was not the huge success the marketing dept thought it would be. However sales were quite brisk at the archdiocese.

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  10. Just Alison in a red velvet hatSeptember 22, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    Hate to be the only non-funny contestant, but sounds like Smut might be a potential registrant for the upcoming CBOL conference that I'm helping organise in Adelaide.

    What about it, Smut? Are you a DNA barcoder? Will you be coming to Adelaide to share the delights on offer? We've got representatives from CBOL and IBOL and FishBOL coming, and we're hoping that the doggie folk will want to start up their own DogsBOL.

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  11. Whale ChowderSeptember 22, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    "More suction! We'll need more suction before we can hook up the keg!"

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  12. Smut ClydeSeptember 22, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    Alison, my experience of barcoding is limited to drinking with cryptanalysts.
    Let the record show that it was AK who introduced the Riddled tradition of misusing PCR, and I just pretend to know what he's talking about. Unless DNA codes for visual photopigments then I don't wanna know about it.

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  13. BDRSeptember 22, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    Fucking New Zealand Rugby World Cup mascots.

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  14. Mentis FugitSeptember 22, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    "we're hoping that the doggie folk will want to start up their own DogsBOL."

    You'll want to keep them out. I may be able to be of some assistance there: can I interest you in DogsBOL locks?

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  15. ckc (not kc)September 22, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    Ya see, you're cat's makin' that noise cause it's got its damn head stuck in this purse.

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  16. Smut ClydeSeptember 22, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Fucking New Zealand Rugby World Cup mascots

    BDR is shirley thinking of the next thread.

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  17. Hamish MackSeptember 22, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    We are all trying very hard, not to think of the next thread. Having seen the picture

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  18. mikeySeptember 22, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    Here, let me adjust this for you, laddie.

    No, it's no bother at all. Here, have a caramel...

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