Monday, October 31, 2011

Sex-doll technology

It has advanced considerably since we were young.
But you try telling that to kids today.

15 comments:

  1. I notice, though, that you still can't improve upon hydraulics. The belt-drive lawsuits were inevitable.

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  2. No mention of any lawsuit here Sir! Instead, responsible health self-care with a staple gun!

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  3. Ahhh.

    That makes good sense.

    I'm going to put the BIG stapler in the first aid kit.

    And I'll sleep well...

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  4. How 'bout one that mirrors your expression while you use it?

    1.1266780418.tiwanaku-metal-head.jpg

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  5. one that mirrors your expression while you use it?

    Like these?
    (animation project!)

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  6. But you try telling that to kids today.

    Today's spoiled brats are too busy with their sexy robots.

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  7. But you try telling that to kids today.

    1. Imagine you are young again. Virile. In teh rosie palmed first years of your sexual primacy.
    2. Imagine you had access to teh robotics that kids these days do.

    Teh reason they won't get off your lawn is because they are too busy getting off on something else.

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  8. SC - HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Sex-doll technology has certainly improved since Mrs. Potatohead was introduced, but there are still some glitches to be worked out.

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  10. "Total filthbottery, from top to bottom!
    ~
    "


    Well, yes, if you do it right.

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  11. Do not want GI Joe with the kung fu grip.

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  12. Shouldn't this post have a "helping fish" tag?

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  13. Waiting to hear from fish as to whether he actually feels helped.

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