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Sunday, November 6, 2011

Making sheep eyes

These are busy days here at Casa Kiwi. Luckily Mrs. Kiwi is a dab hand at preparing tasty, nutritious snacks for the modern family-on-the-go!! Does anyone want to adopt 4 blind sheep?
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15 comments:

  1. zombie rotten mcdonaldNovember 6, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    I'll take the three-eyed one.

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  2. Hamish MackNovember 6, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    I thought you might. That nuclear plant has brought so many jobs to the area.

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©November 6, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    Good thinking, zrm.

    The sheep with three plucked-out eyes will no doubt see better than the others.
    ~

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  4. Substance McGravitasNovember 6, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    Isn't there some simpler solution, like taking the choicest cuts of meat and making a dress out of them?

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  5. Hogeye GrexNovember 6, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    Somewhat different than making doe eyes, apparently.

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  6. Smut ClydeNovember 6, 2011 at 11:46 PM

    That is catchpenny wordplay of the lowest order and we will have no truck with it.

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  7. tigrisNovember 7, 2011 at 6:56 AM

    Those are fabulous!

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  8. Hamish MackNovember 7, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    Yes, no sheeptruck wordplay, here.

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  9. zombie rotten mcdonaldNovember 7, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    Perhaps of interest to the bozos on this bus.

    It's not a woodcut....

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  10. VonnieNovember 7, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    Please please please tell me what those really are.
    Please

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  11. Hamish MackNovember 7, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    Here you go, Von

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  12. wileyNovember 7, 2011 at 1:57 PM

    Can sheep actually see with these eyes, or do they need corrective lenses? I ask, because if you can make eyes for sheep, the possibilities are endless. You could make sheep feet, sheep lips, sheep noses, sheep genitalia...

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  13. Big Bad Bald BastardNovember 7, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    Can't you find lazarillos to guide these sheep?

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  14. Hamish MackNovember 7, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    I think that they are mainly cosmetic eyes, Wiley. I don't see a lot of future in the Ram pizzle production

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  15. Hamish MackNovember 7, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    Putting all your sheep eggs in one Basquette

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