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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

C.O.U.S.

I have told Mrs Spat not to wear stripes, they are so unflattering, but she pays me no heed.
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20 comments:

  1. Dr.KennethNoisewaterDecember 14, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    I like a cat with curves, anti-cat-fattist. Take your feline-fat-shaming elsewhere.


    I still say she's aslan. QUERY: may my son ride her?

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  2. Dr.KennethNoisewaterDecember 14, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    You're gonna feel so STOOPIT when Spat gets a spread in Big Beautiful Pussies.

    Wait...

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  3. Big Bad Bald BastardDecember 14, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    I can't help but think "those critters are both of the same species?" when I see that picture.

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  4. Smut ClydeDecember 14, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    Spat gets a spread
    She's just big-boned.

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  5. Dr.KennethNoisewaterDecember 14, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    FLUFFAY!

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  6. Smut ClydeDecember 14, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    I can't help but think "those critters are both of the same species?"

    The Frau Doktorin and I receive the same reaction.

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  7. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©December 14, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    Hurray for riddled kitty-blogging!

    Now the pressure is on A.K. to produce a picture of Mrs. Cat.
    ~

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  8. Substance McGravitasDecember 14, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    I visit this site and I am completely baffled. Where are the orb/trebuchet/quack science/mythology/woodcut mashups I see on so many other sites?

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  9. Hamish MackDecember 14, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    Erm, who knew that there was a bandwidth limit for woodcuts? I told 'em it's made of wood, I says, not electromicons. But do they listen to me, do they bogroll as the philosophers say.

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  10. Smut ClydeDecember 14, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    The promised Cyberiad mashup has been delayed after I misread an e-mail from tigris about "certain people pulling their weight", and attempted to lift Mrs Spat.

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  11. Hamish MackDecember 14, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    I like the way Mrs Spat has gone all lebensraum on the fluffy sleeping mat.

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  12. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 14, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    I now feel that the Patented Standard Smut Clyde Comment needs to be used:

    One word:
    Trebuchet.

    It's amazing! It brings Clydosity to ANY comment thread!

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  13. RachelDecember 14, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    Cats On Ure Sofa ?

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  14. Smut ClydeDecember 14, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    I have no time for Midge Ure, Rachel, and rate only for the 1970s John Foxx incarnation of Ultravox.

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  15. RachelDecember 14, 2011 at 11:40 PM

    Don't like Vienna?

    Cuz this ain't youze:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cous

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  16. Smut ClydeDecember 15, 2011 at 12:49 AM

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=r.o.u.s.

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  17. Smut ClydeDecember 15, 2011 at 12:49 AM

    OK, Vienna is not bad.

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  18. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 15, 2011 at 7:38 AM

    I saw Midge Ure on a solo tour, he wasn't bad.

    Having Kirsty MacColl along to sing a bit helps an awful lot, though.

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  19. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 15, 2011 at 8:00 AM

    Mrs Spat is about to engulf the other one, like the Blob.

    Circle of Life, dude.

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  20. Smut ClydeDecember 15, 2011 at 12:54 PM

    Mrs Spat has no further territorial demands to make on the blue fluffy mat.

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