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Thursday, December 8, 2011

I'm on the lamb but I ain't no sheep (Veterinarian of the Psychic Wars)

Castrating sheep with teeth: not a good idea

Any sensible person castrates animals before they grow teeth, so they can't bite back.

Ovine castration-avoidance strategies. 1. Tails


2. Shrubbery imitation


AK demonstrates new anti-bite equipment from Riddled Research Laboratories
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16 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©December 8, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
    ~

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  2. Mentis FugitDecember 8, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    Ripping Yarns was a documentary?

    W/V: gonedstu - I guess you could make that.

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  3. Substance McGravitasDecember 8, 2011 at 2:58 PM

    Okay, sheep are ruled out. I hardly think that example must necessarily apply to all animals.

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  4. Big Bad Bald BastardDecember 8, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    That's what they get when they hire teabaggers!

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  5. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©December 8, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    Bring us a shrubbery, they said sheepishly.
    ~

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  6. RachelDecember 8, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Animal husbandry eh? I'd divorce that crappy spouse!

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  7. Dr.KennethNoisewaterDecember 8, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    So I'm assuming in the second of the illustrations, the avoidance technique involves stepping onto the evolvemat to transform into some sort of sheepdog-armadillo?

    Well, fuck, you went and switched stuff up mid-post.

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  8. wileyDecember 8, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    Is that a sheepiger? Or something like one?

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  9. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 8, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    nice re-title. But for zombait, better to use brains, or alcohol.

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  10. Smut ClydeDecember 8, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    nice re-title.
    Only now do I notice that we used that title already last year.
    Should I change it again just to stuff VS around some more? Advice is welcome.

    Is that a sheepiger?

    According to Topsell it was a "Mimick or Getulian Dog".

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  11. RachelDecember 8, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    I didn't know you were on me Smut... thanks for the heads up.

    Rachel = "lamb of god"

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  12. RachelDecember 8, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    So yes, sheep are ruled out.

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  13. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 8, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    Advice is welcome.

    Not on your life.

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  14. fishDecember 8, 2011 at 7:46 PM

    Is that a sheepiger?

    A mimic octopus.

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  15. LauraDecember 9, 2011 at 4:07 AM

    I think that the best way for the sheep to avoid this happening would be to run away.
    That's what I would do, were I a sheep! :)

    ((HUgs))
    Laura

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  16. Dragon-King WangchuckDecember 9, 2011 at 8:12 PM

    OMG! Look out AK, one of those animals HAS A STICK!

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