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Sunday, January 1, 2012

What say you, liver?

Moar akvavit?

Doctors are recommending it!
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16 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 1, 2012 at 5:56 AM

    Liver: Are you sure the Doktors are recommending it, Smut?
    ~

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  2. Big Bad Bald BastardJanuary 1, 2012 at 6:47 AM

    Homeopaths suggest trace amounts of akvavit.

    Psychopaths beg to differ.

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  3. RachelJanuary 1, 2012 at 9:02 AM

    My liver says, "Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relief it is"

    http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/74000/The-Absinthe-Drinker-as-Alka-Seltzer-Advert-74176.jpg

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  4. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 1, 2012 at 12:15 PM

    I have a liver?

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  5. Smut ClydeJanuary 1, 2012 at 1:34 PM

    Let's check!

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  6. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJanuary 1, 2012 at 2:26 PM

    I'm confused. Are doktors recommending more akvavit or are they recommending more huge phallic vials?

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  7. ckc (not kc)January 1, 2012 at 4:38 PM

    "huge phallic vials" - very woody!

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  8. Smut ClydeJanuary 1, 2012 at 4:45 PM

    Are doktors [...] recommending more huge phallic vials?

    Depends. Which Doktor were you asking?

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  9. tigrisJanuary 1, 2012 at 4:52 PM

    Are doktors recommending more akvavit or are they recommending more huge phallic vials?

    Maybe more huge phallic vials filled with aquavit?

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  10. mikeyJanuary 1, 2012 at 6:24 PM

    I submit that a species with three long fingers could not develop a technological society.

    First, there are too many digital manipulative tasks you could not accomplish, but more importantly would be trying to reach for the stars in Base 3, fer fucks sake...

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  11. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 1, 2012 at 6:30 PM

    yeah. With only three fingers they could never manage an F chord. Who would want to live like that?

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  12. ckc (not kc)January 1, 2012 at 9:01 PM

    With only three fingers they could never manage an F chord.

    ...open tuning for aliens!

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  13. Substance McGravitasJanuary 1, 2012 at 10:57 PM

    When the doctor is sticking fingers up your bum the akvavit may help.

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  14. M. BouffantJanuary 2, 2012 at 3:12 AM

    My liver & I are not on speaking terms.

    Captcha considers me witio.

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  15. Whale ChowderJanuary 2, 2012 at 12:48 PM

    I'm not at all sure I want to know where the tube leads from that bulb.

    w/v agrees: shimenc are afraid of women with pump-bulbs in their hands.

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  16. Smut ClydeJanuary 2, 2012 at 1:14 PM

    I'm not at all sure I want to know where the tube leads from that bulb.

    Power cord.
    Trust me, I'm a doktor.

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