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Thursday, March 22, 2012

And the train conductor says "Take a break driver 8"

"... a speeding locomotive abandoned for years to the delirium of a virgin forest"

-- for values of "speeding" that include 6 mph uphill and 10 mph downhill.
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12 comments:

  1. Sirius LunacyMarch 22, 2012 at 2:43 PM

    Casey Jones you'd better watch your speed

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  2. Hamish MackMarch 22, 2012 at 3:41 PM

    In a surprise move the government has announced the upgrade of the Virgin Forest railway line. Minister for Railways and Such, Stephen Joyce declared "Whatever this is about, the government is committed to doing it. To head off any questions: I dunno."

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  3. Big Bad Bald BastardMarch 22, 2012 at 4:39 PM

    the delirium of a virgin forest

    So, am I right to assume that all the vegetation is hallucinogenic?

    **books flight**

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  4. Smut ClydeMarch 22, 2012 at 4:45 PM

    Sadly, in the 16 years since those photographs, Surrealism-hating busybodies from the Regional Council have tidied up the Rimutaka Incline site and rescued the bits of old locomotive from the forest... they are now on neat concrete plinths surrounded by Interpretative Plaques.
    Buggrit.

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  5. Substance McGravitasMarch 22, 2012 at 6:57 PM

    Speeding locomotive, let's speed some more
    'Cause we don't need reason and we don't need logic
    We've got feeling and we're dang proud of it
    Speeding locomotive, there's nothing you can't do

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  6. tigrisMarch 22, 2012 at 7:04 PM

    Virgin forest? Jesus, that Branson ass is buying EVERYTHING.

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  7. zombie rotten mcdonaldMarch 22, 2012 at 9:14 PM

    Empirical Observation, my decomposing ass.

    Milwaukee Law Firm and Absinthe Tattoo parlor shall be in touch forthwith, sirs. If I have to, I will send a vicious robot with a malfunctioning pneumatic system to visit.

    You can just go back to BOC lyrics, you twisted lunatics.

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  8. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©March 22, 2012 at 9:19 PM

    So, am I right to assume that all the vegetation is hallucinogenic?

    Yes.
    ~

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  9. Smut ClydeMarch 23, 2012 at 12:41 AM

    Evidently Driver 8 (take a break) didn't reach his destination.

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  10. fishMarch 23, 2012 at 6:21 AM

    WE WILL NOT TOLERATE DEFLOWERING JOKES!!!

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  11. tigrisMarch 23, 2012 at 6:40 AM

    Why not, do they give you wood?

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  12. Smut ClydeMarch 23, 2012 at 3:08 PM

    DEFLOWERING

    Those are PINE TREES, fish. You cannot deflower a gymnosperm.
    Hmmm, bare nakkid seeds.

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