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Monday, April 23, 2012

Due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog

Until then, visitors at the museum remained oblivious to the presence of the diminutive armada.


Dazzle camouflage: IT WORKS.

The Dazzle effect of the black-&-white costumes is of course why drivers driverless Google trucks* never notice Comedia dell'Arte troupes in time.
* Thx Willy in comments.
Oh noes! Another Dazzle-related tragedy!
Perhaps the train driver was colour-blind.
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21 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©April 23, 2012 at 5:23 AM

    If you can't razzle 'em with dazzle, perhaps a rawhide chew would work?
    ~

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  2. fishApril 23, 2012 at 6:07 AM

    Mime fields are dangerous.

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  3. mikeyApril 23, 2012 at 8:36 AM

    On the Pope's flagship, they had sixteen inch nuns.

    Yep. Dog ate 'em too...

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  4. tigrisApril 23, 2012 at 8:37 AM

    "A Comedia dell'Arte troupe scatters..."

    OMG, it's another Columbine!

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  5. Substance McGravitasApril 23, 2012 at 9:11 AM

    Dazzle camouflage: IT WORKS.

    The problem being that your deck hands keep walking off the boat.

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  6. WillyApril 23, 2012 at 9:47 AM

    Google stock remains high despite the recent ramming of a troupe of actors by one of its driverless vehicles.

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  7. Sirius LunacyApril 23, 2012 at 12:21 PM

    Due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog

    The small dog was then accidentally swallowed by a small Barack.

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  8. Substance McGravitasApril 23, 2012 at 12:24 PM

    Jim?

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  9. Hamish MackApril 23, 2012 at 2:08 PM

    This post hitchhikes on the back of anti-dazzle propaganda. Surely, sensible, suit wearing, adults would not allow it.

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  10. Smut ClydeApril 23, 2012 at 3:51 PM

    OMG, it's another Columbine!

    BOOO.
    Do not blame me if tigris is abducted by the Harlequin assassins (Harlequinjas?) from "Death and the Compass".

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  11. Big Bad Bald BastardApril 23, 2012 at 5:17 PM

    The Dazzle effect of the black-&-white costumes is of course why drivers driverless Google trucks* never notice Comedia dell'Arte troupes in time.

    Pierr-Uh-Oh!

    OMG, it's another Columbine!

    Heh heh...

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  12. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©April 23, 2012 at 6:14 PM

    tigris continues to push the envelope.
    ~

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  13. Smut ClydeApril 23, 2012 at 7:01 PM

    No need to pantalone.

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  14. Smut ClydeApril 23, 2012 at 9:58 PM

    Buggrit, now I am imagining the Commedia dell'Arte as a Mortal Kombat death-match situation. Harlequinja? Pan-Talon?
    This sounds like a job for Photoshop. Or Substance McG. Whichever involves less work.

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  15. fishApril 24, 2012 at 5:50 AM

    miscalculation of scale

    Looks like zebrafish scales to me.

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  16. Big Bad Bald BastardApril 24, 2012 at 6:11 AM

    Buggrit, now I am imagining the Commedia dell'Arte as a Mortal Kombat death-match situation.

    Best video console game EVAR!!!

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  17. el ManquécitoApril 24, 2012 at 7:27 AM

    If Arlequine gets hit by the trainfall does that mean the dazzle camo didn't work?

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  18. Substance McGravitasApril 24, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    This sounds like a job for Photoshop. Or Substance McG.

    Pictures need to be larger, figures less obscured, but it is true that I should assemble a variety of drag-and-drop punchers and kickers to add where needed.

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  19. Hamish MackApril 24, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    I think that these Comedia dell'Arte types shouldn't wander about in places where driverless large transport vehicles are kept. It's their own fault and we need tax cuts.

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  20. KathleenApril 24, 2012 at 4:13 PM

    DON'T PANIC

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  21. zombie rotten mcdonaldApril 29, 2012 at 12:34 PM

    Dr. Smut is playing with the leetle boats on his office desk again, do not disturb (any further).

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