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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Hairy Salted Pineapple Night Gets Closer


Just a reminder, folks, that it will be Hairy Salted Pineapple Night soon, so be sure to stock up from Riddled Purveyors of Magick Charmes And Such, your one stop shop for amulets to ward off evil. Here is noble Smut Clyde walking the streets in the spirit of Publick Servyce to ensure that people are not caught out and thus get a visit from  Knackwurzle Man and His Fules in Love. See, he even carries a bucket of warm spit with which to bet people with. Emblematic of the level of professionalism here at Riddled Industries.
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19 comments:

  1. Smut ClydeApril 18, 2012 at 7:03 PM

    Alert readers will notice from the smoothness of the right side of my face that I have learned the hard way not to bring the Ouch Burnie Stick too close to the moustache.

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  2. mikeyApril 18, 2012 at 8:09 PM

    How do he keep the spit warm?

    Inquiring minds want to know...

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  3. Hamish MackApril 18, 2012 at 9:38 PM

    Spit is kept warm with spitwarmer, Mikey.

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  4. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©April 18, 2012 at 10:57 PM

    How much for the Ouch Burnie Stick?
    ~

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  5. Smut ClydeApril 19, 2012 at 1:16 AM

    Vacuum flask, mikey.
    After a focus group to discuss alternative fluid-based names, they were titled "Dewer Flasks" rather than "Spewer".

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  6. Hamish MackApril 19, 2012 at 1:55 AM

    The record will show that I favoured "Sputum Flasks" and still do. It is a memorable yet practical name.

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  7. Dr.KennethNoisewaterApril 19, 2012 at 6:30 AM

    Seems weird to me there are evil eye amulets to protect one...but no hairy salted pineapple amulets. I smell a niche market!

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  8. wileyApril 19, 2012 at 12:18 PM

    The Ouch Burnie Stick is the least of your problems, Smut. Have you thought of seeing a chiropractor?

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  9. mikeyApril 19, 2012 at 2:05 PM

    I think the Banner Ad for the Latin version of "The Longest Yard" running underneath the woodcut is just plain sellout...

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  10. Substance McGravitasApril 19, 2012 at 5:28 PM

    Emblematic of the level of professionalism here at Riddled Industries.

    Pfft. I come here for sentences and you skimp on the verbs.

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  11. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©April 19, 2012 at 5:42 PM

    How about a noun, S_McG?
    ~

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  12. Big Bad Bald BastardApril 19, 2012 at 5:46 PM

    I have a sack of hairy salted plums myself, but that's a tale for another day.

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  13. Hamish MackApril 19, 2012 at 6:57 PM

    For Mr. McGravitas. The Verbs of God

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  14. Substance McGravitasApril 19, 2012 at 7:21 PM

    Where's SMITE?

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  15. tigrisApril 19, 2012 at 7:34 PM

    I have a sack of hairy salted plums myself

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for breakfast

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  16. O. Burnie StickApril 19, 2012 at 7:47 PM

    You clearly overestimate my intentions...

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  17. wileyApril 19, 2012 at 9:03 PM

    Can God make a verb he cannot conjugate himself?

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  18. Smut ClydeApril 20, 2012 at 2:30 AM

    Can God [....] a Mad-Lib he cannot [....] himself?

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  19. Sirius LunacyApril 20, 2012 at 6:28 AM

    Do not go astray on Hairy Salted Pineapple Night
    Though a hairy salted pineapple might
    Hairy salted pineapples are willing to take that chance
    And risk being snared by Smut Clyde or Another Kiwi
    Is that a hairy salted pineapple in your pants?
    Or are you just happy to see me.

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