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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Q. Which divinity does one invoke to ensure a successful barbecue?

A. The Grate God Pan.

Ha! The feral babies fall for the old "superglue on the hands" trick EVERY TIME.
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27 comments:

  1. mikeyJuly 17, 2012 at 10:05 AM

    Ha! They fall for the old "superglue on the hands" trick EVERY TIME.

    Seems risky - I understand that the Cyanoacrylate/Pan reaction is highly exothermic.

    Of course, if I was one of the naked kids with superglue on my hands, I bet I'd be the one who decided it was necessary to scratch my balls...

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  2. Smut ClydeJuly 17, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    Ow Pan! Ow Pan! Ow Pan!

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  3. Sirius LunacyJuly 17, 2012 at 10:23 AM

    Never ever invite Aura to a barbecue. She always stands on the other side of the grill and makes the smoke blow into your eyes. But if Andhrímnir is not busy he's handy to have around.

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  4. Substance McGravitasJuly 17, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    While The Lovely Daughter and I were climbing the "mountain" we occupied ourselves with Oscar the Grouch-style gods.

    So:

    PEEEUUS
    Scara
    Appalling
    Fartemis
    Haties
    Wormies
    Pooseidon.

    We agreed that the poop jokes probably wouldn't make it on Sesame Street.

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  5. fishJuly 17, 2012 at 12:01 PM

    Mmmmm. Babies are extra tasty.

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  6. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©July 17, 2012 at 12:50 PM

    Needs more Paula Deen.
    ~

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  7. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©July 17, 2012 at 12:52 PM

    P.S. Speaking of nekkid babbies, Nekkid Capitalism sure has a lot to say about New Zed these days.
    ~

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  8. wileyJuly 17, 2012 at 1:36 PM

    Hilarity will ensue when he trips that baby.

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  9. Smut ClydeJuly 18, 2012 at 8:17 AM

    Nekkid Capitalism sure has a lot to say about New Zed these days.

    Money-laundering -- or in this case, corporate ownership laundering -- is a growth industry,

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  10. Substance McGravitasJuly 18, 2012 at 11:38 AM

    I'm with TIM KALEMKARIAN!

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  11. Big Bad Bald BastardJuly 18, 2012 at 11:44 AM

    We agreed that the poop jokes probably wouldn't make it on Sesame Street.

    Scatsame Street was a major hit in Germany.

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  12. tigrisJuly 18, 2012 at 11:47 AM

    I'm with TIM KALEMKARIAN!

    I hate that guy SO MUCH!

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  13. Hamish MackJuly 18, 2012 at 12:30 PM

    TIM IS A REHAL AMURRICAN

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  14. el ManquécitoJuly 18, 2012 at 12:31 PM

    Tim Kalemkarian: rodent or mustelid?

    oops, RODENT OR MUSTELID?

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  15. Substance McGravitasJuly 18, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    The TIM KALEMKARIAN image search is still working out well.

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  16. fishJuly 18, 2012 at 1:59 PM

    I believe mine is at #5.

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  17. zombie rotten mcdonaldJuly 19, 2012 at 7:50 AM

    Why hasn't TIM KALEMKARIAN released his tax returns?

    Also, birth certificate.

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  18. Sirius LunacyJuly 19, 2012 at 10:13 AM

    "Tim Kalemkarian: rodent or mustelid?"


    He's an enchanter!

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  19. Hamish MackJuly 19, 2012 at 12:47 PM

    Mustelids on sausage inna bun. Not rodents, just sayin'

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  20. fishJuly 20, 2012 at 6:06 AM

    The old gods are dead he deadpanned.

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  21. tigrisJuly 20, 2012 at 6:30 AM

    Look at Feesh, Machen a joke.

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  22. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJuly 20, 2012 at 7:30 AM

    Wasn't Hera the goddess of the hearth? How does BBQ without fire? Also, wouldn't Pan be a little afraid of becoming one of courses?

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  23. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJuly 20, 2012 at 7:31 AM

    one. How does ONE?

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  24. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©July 20, 2012 at 8:31 AM

    ONE is the loneliest BBQ...
    ~

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  25. Smut ClydeJuly 20, 2012 at 8:36 AM

    Look at Feesh, Machen a joke.

    We see what you do there.

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  26. Smut ClydeJuly 20, 2012 at 8:39 AM

    Never ever invite Aura to a barbecue.

    Also, no jokes about "Rosy-fingered dawn" -- it turns out that Dawn has no sense of humour.
    Also too any remarks about "The piper at the gaits of Dawn" are ABLEIST.

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  27. fishJuly 20, 2012 at 9:05 AM

    Look at Feesh, Machen a joke.

    Zamfir I have gone too far.

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