Monday, July 9, 2012

St Catherine of Alexandria

Patron saint of libraries, librarians, teachers, archivists, and anyone associated with wisdom or teaching; lawyers; and wheelwrights...

Also inventor of the chainsaw katana.


Renaissance art would be a lot more popular if more painters had chosen to depict her journey into the zombie-infested badlands of Japan to kill the zombie queen.

10 comments:

  1. Also, I just had an idea for a "Squirrel Bazooka".

    I wonder if Riddled Laboratories would be interested in working on its development?
    ~

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  2. A search of the Riddled Archives has revealed that the sqwirl bazooka patent was granted to Riddled in 1950 so no royalties are due to those of a thunderous nature.

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  3. My attorneys would like to review this document, Mr. A.K.

    Please note: THIS is not what I'm thinking of. My invention is a tube that fires squirrel rockets.
    ~

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  4. Send us all the pictures. Please ignore the time machine in the corner.

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  5. Forbidden

    You don't have permission to access /slike/rodents/squirrel_bazooka.jpg on this server.

    Nice try, Mr.so-called-Thunder. Keep your cotton pickin' hands offa our stuff.

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  6. /slike/rodents/squirrel_bazooka.jpg

    That is not the syntax for a proper regex sed replace.

    Sandwich A-tern-knees
    Those seabirds are all under the influence. AK has left no tern unstoned.

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  7. That is not a sandwich. Okay, maybe an open faced one...

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  8. You don't have permission to access

    The secret is to drag the link up to your url/tab bar you sillies.

    There's nothing that can't be improved with a little drag.

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